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Beat Your Meat, Not Your Kids Lyrics by Vanilla Oreo

2019

[Intro]
So uh, y'all heard of that meme rap? I don't know. I mean, I've just been hearing a lot of it recently, so uh I thought I'd try it out
[Verse 1]
Ayy yo!
Beat on my kids like I beat on my meat
This girl let me smash knowin' I'll cheat
'Cause I'll get a new chick by the end of the week
Told her I'm famous, she whip out a teet
I ain't wearin' no condom so take a plan b
If she get pregnant, I got a plan c
Fetus deletus that bitch will get yeet
Erasing that boi like control alt delete
That bitch will get yeeted that bitch will get yote
I don't want the pussy I just want the throat
We can't Netflix and chill cuz I got HBO
My ex took the Netflix 'cause she is a hoe
She got a new mans but he look like a hobo
And when he sees me I know he want a photo
He come askin' me for one and I'm like “oh no”
So then he start talkin' shit that's a no no
Fuck did you say to me? 'Bouta get slapped
I'ma go to his mom's house her cheeks will get clapped
I would take his girl and just not give her back
But I know how she is and that is a trap
She never wants love it's all about lust
So I'll 1v1 him quickscopin' on rust
It'll end quickly that boy will get crushed
Now I'm the big shit like I cannot be flushed
Usain bolt chasin' after the guap
No room in my pockets so I'm stuffin' my socks
And everything I drop goes straight to the top
Runnin' after the bag and I can't ever stop
Feel like McDonald's how I stay with the mac got it tucked in the back and it's ready to pop
Just stole a new car drove it straight off the lot
Just bought a new mansion you still sleep in a cot
[Outro]
Goddamn, one take. Jesus, I'm out of breath
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Vanilla Oreo

Vanilla Oreo

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