[Intro: Hesh & VansRat]
Yoyoyo how's it going
It's fucking big Hesh dizzle
We got VansRat
Yeah man we're gonna spit some bars for ya
[Verse 1: Hesh]
Character development? That's irrelevant
I popped out the womb, I was already fuckin relevant
And you ain't even heard of me
You're about to see some straight fire from the D-A-W-G
It's me, yeah I'm fresh on the scene
I crush a couple eccys up and I put it in my teeth
Great, now I got a problem son
'Cause every time I touch my cock it shoots out like a mini gun
I just bought a plane ticket to Japan
So I can stick my fingers in some fish and then sniff my hand
I be looking like the singer from a boy band
Kid-sized jeans with a voice that hasn't dropped yet
But would a boy band go and say this, cunt, fuck, shit?
Yo suck a fucking dick
I'm a prick, I got all my buds I pick
I just copped a toothless gobby from a prozzy for a shard fix
[Verse 2: VansRat]
VansRat kicking back, acting bratty
I don't need a friend, I want a day feeling happy
Trigger snappy two secs and now I'm in a bodybag-y
Leaking from my temple as it soaks into my bally
Va-
[Verse 3: VansRat]
Aye, aye
It's the H-O-A, aye aye
Every day
Every day, every day it's the H-O-A
I don't give a single fuck on what you pussies gotta say
Aye, Hesh Dawg, VansRat
We're on the come up, where the fucking plans at
Tasting all the biddies, with the big titties
Aye wanna get down, ah fuck I'm feeling really shitty
Pop another molly, getting fucking on it
Call the OxyMorons, we're the donnies, ah
[Verse 4: Hesh Dawg]
I'll never be famous, but at least I'll look famous
I'm not an astrologist but I'll still stare at your anus/Uranus
My rhymes are straight from the Encyclopedia
You think you can rap, but mate I'm way steezier
Bang-erang Orangutans, I never thought I'd fuck a fan
She doesn't know my real name but I don't give a damn
I'm on your OnlyFans taking a screenshot
So when I'm out of signal I can still get my dick off
You might say that "That's a jerk move"
But I'll never apologise for having a jerk dude
I'm dropping bombs like an Arabic pilot
I got offered a threesome but I was too scared to try it
Nah I can't deny it, I'm the world's biggest fuck up
I'd sell my left arm for another bump
[Verse 5: VansRat]
For another bumper, that's facts
Need that money?
(Shoutout KinJay for this beat)
Shoutout KinJay
Lost, everyday I'm fucking lost
Getting lost with the motherfucking pot
Yes I blaze down the crop, yes I smoke the lot
I been doing fucking flips in the parking lot
I been shredding on the Vans, asking where the Xans at
Asking if this pussy boy wanna catch these hands
What the fuck, I been on the fucking come up
All you fucking pussy bitches you can go get done up
Done up, we are on the come up
Hey, H-O-A
What, do you, gotta, say?
Aye, we're the, greatest, aye
[Verse 6: Hesh]
Yo, nah I'll fuckin catch this little bit that's coming right here
Yo, uh
Yeah I wake up to get drunk
I send the plug a message wondering if I can tick sumn'
I got a fiending for my next bump
A good night with Hesh with always end with a stomach pump
So hit the double-jump, nah cunt I double dropped
I hit the leg, shit my jocks hide the bickies in my socks
Like a jack-in-the-box, grab my lever and my shit pops off
When you put it in the jukebox
Damnnnn like Heshy's on some shit
Rocking fat beats to this KinJay tip
And if you really want to, you can call me a cruise ship
Because I left your girlfriend dripping just like the Pacific
Yeah you wanna get specific?
My bars come at you like Egyptian hieroglyphics
Catch me at the pub looking quite suspicious
Until I fuck off and hotbox a random Civic
Yeah you wanna get specific?
My bars-ah fuckin, I repeated that
That's the end
One, bang
H.O.A motherfuckers
[Outro: VansRat]
H-O-A
Repping, it, every, day
Fuck, what, you, haters, say
Me and, Hesh, getting, blazed
