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Magic Knife Man Lyrics by Vat19

Jingle Wars no. 1

2020

[Intro: Sloane Kirsch]
Gather 'round, city folk, I've got a story to tell

[Verse 1: Sloane Kirsch]
It was high noon in Tennessee and the year was 1853
A stranger moseyed in with haste
With a knife a'dangling from his waist
Around him, all just stopped and stared
This little town was not prepared
With a sly grin upon his face, he said
"My knife and I will fix this place!"

[Chorus: Sloane Kirsch]
Magic Knife Man has a superpower none of them can understand
He's come along to save this town, that makes them really glad
But hol your nose when he walks by, that knife smells pretty bad

[Verse 2: Sloane Kirsch]
He got to work without delays and made every orphan PB&Js
Never tired or messed about and unclogged the local waterin' spout
Became the physician's new successor
Used the magic knife as a tongue despressor
Now where's he going? Where's that man?
Where's he gone with knife in hand?

[Chorus: Sloane Kirsch]
Magic Knife Man headed to the outhouse and they don't understand
One orphan boy looked 'roun that door to see what he would do
And watched that magic knife man cleave his turd in two

[Verse 3: Miles Minnaar]
My all-dairy diet has caused me so much strife
So everywhere I go, I take my poop knife
I promise you that little town was never quite the same
And the tragedy that happened there, the poop knife was to blame
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About “Magic Knife Man” by Vat19

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"Magic Knife Man" appears on "Jingle Wars no. 1" in 2020.

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