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Doormouse Megamix Lyrics by Venetian Snares, Doormouse

Skelechairs

2004

[Instrumental]

Chairs made of— pussy hairs!

You know I hear people make reference to the perfect teeth with no cavities, to the perfect 20/20 vision, to the intercontinental teeth-with-no-cavities champion, from the perfect [?], to Tito Santana, and you're lookin' at him! Tito Santana! What you're lookin' at is what perfect-teeth-with-no-cavities champions are made of!

Black cop, white cop
Black cop, white cop
Black cop, white cop
Black cop, white cop
Black cop, white cop
Black cop, white cop
Black cop, white cop
Black cop, white cop

Welcome
You've got mail

He once drank one hundred and fourteen beers in a sitting, then had wine with dinner
Ahh!
One hundred and fourteen beers—
Ahh!

B-E-E-R
B-E-E-R
B-E-E-R
B-E-E-R
B-E-E-R
B-E-E-E-R-R
B-E-E-E-R-R
B-E-E-E-R-R

B-E-E-E-R-R
B-E-E-R

B-E-E-R
B-E-E-R
B-E-E-R
B-E-E-R

Ahh!
Six million ways to die
Choose one, one, one, one, one, one…
Choose one, one, one, one, one, one…
…eno, eno, eno, eno, eno, eno
Toxic jungle
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!

What's that? Peein' on each other
Ahh!
What's that? Peein' on each other
Ahh!
What's that? Peein' on each other
Ahh!
What's that? Peein' on each other
Ahh!
What's that? Peein' on each other and stuff like that when they get older. And if you don't have, uh, ten separate cages for 'em, then they start fightin', and then the males will castrate the other males. They do, they chew their balls right off... Then you have a bloody mess. So that's why you gotta butcher 'em when they get a certain age or you have a heck of a mess

About “Doormouse Megamix” by Venetian Snares

Read the complete lyrics to "Doormouse Megamix" by Venetian Snares, Doormouse from the album "Skelechairs" in 2004. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Experimental, IDM, Electronic.

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"Doormouse Megamix" appears on "Skelechairs" in 2004.

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