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Alexa, Arrange My Funeral Lyrics by Veronica Voyeur

Alexa, Arrange My Funeral

2019

[Spoken]
How many times a week do you brush your teeth on average?
I'd be lying if I said seven
Alexa, validate my gender
"Sorry, I don't understand"
What do you think about when you look at the stars?
And the blue sky?
And the toilet bowl that you just pooped in?
What do those things bring to mind?
Is anything really deep?
Or are we all just shallow?
Get a load of this society
We live in a bagel factory
I'm almost out of bagels
Alexa, order more bagels
Use someone else's credit card
Mine's empty
Google Home
Don't lеt anyone in
I am an introvert
Sometimеs I eat because I'm bored
Sometimes I masturbate when I'm bored
Sometimes I hook up with people I'm not that attracted to
Because again:
I'm bored
Everyone wants to be more miserable than the next person
I'm annoying
Sometimes I wish I was a bug
So I couldn't feel pain
Press F to watch me break the fourth wall
If I had a nickel
For every time during the day
I peed because of spironolactone
Maybe I could actually afford SRS
A big ol' mouse pad, three new chokers
Take a shot every time I say
"I wish my tits were bigger"...
I wish my tits were bigger
Take a shot every time I delete
Every single photo off of my Instagram
Do you ever wish you couldn't hear yourself think?
In your head
All the time
I wish I could go to the goddamn bathroom without being looked at
Alexa, arrange my funeral
Credits
Veronica Voyeur

Veronica Voyeur

About “Alexa, Arrange My Funeral” by Veronica Voyeur

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