I Write Sins Not Tragedies Lyrics by Vinyl Theatre
2015
[Verse 1] Oh, well, imagine As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor And I can't help but to hear No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words "What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!”, says a bridesmaid to a waiter "And yes, but what a shame, what a shame The poor groom's bride is a whore" [Chorus] I chimed in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality I chimed in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of... [Verse 2] Well, in fact Well, I'll look at it this way I mean technically our marriage is saved Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne Well, in fact Well, I'll look at it this way I mean technically our marriage is saved Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne Pour the champagne [Chorus] I chimed in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality I chimed in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality again [Bridge] [Chorus] I chimed in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality I chimed in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality again
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