Chris is awesome, he's as hot as it gets The type to drop ya quick with a mafia kick Got the hunger of a young lion Plus the eye of the tiger Pummel you like hes a young Tyson That young knockout kid split ya wig Rivera Cloverleaf snap you like a twig You're more than welcome to step up and get f'ed up from a Hangman's Clutch or Hero's Welcome You're just a Joe Schmo He'll bust your chops It's a K.O once he hammerlocks the cravate Tomato cans don't stand a chance No holds barred Rolling Elbow to a bozo's jaw It's flawless offense done with precision Get lumped up, he's head hunting, fuck the submission Pound for pound the best without a doubt So come on down and get left out for the count Better bring ya best, cuz here comes the best Who's your hero? It's Chris Hero Quick to injure any contender So who's your hero? It's Chris Hero Ya better call the coppers, ya mama and a doctor Yous about to get clobbered in a slobberknocker Cruisin' for a bruisin' Ain't no way he's losin' So who's your hero? It's Chris Hero Don't brawl with this grappler He'll flatten ya They'll have to get ya with a spatula Be his guest to leave a bloody mess You can't F with his moveset Take your breath in a slugfest with a suplex Violence at its finest Pound you with the ground game or high flyin like he's death defying No lying this is real as it gets A perfect mix of killer instinct with ring generalship Apply a Double Chickenwing with a tight grip Middle of the ring have you crying "I quit" Lucha Libre influenced King of wrestling undisputed Swear to hurt you in the square circle, beat you stupid With maneuvers higher impact than a mule kick Leave you toothless Number 1 champion get the job done When the bell rings get your bell rung Here he comes Better bring ya best, cuz here comes the best Who's your hero? It's Chris Hero Quick to injure any contender So who's your hero? It's Chris Hero Ya better call the coppers, ya mama and a doctor You's about to get clobbered in a slobberknocker Cruisin for a bruisin Ain't no way he's losin So who's your hero? It's Chris Hero You'll leave the ring feeling miserable His defense is impenetrable So the advantage is considerable If you want a war, bet he wants it more Better pass a peace pipe like you're Sitting Bull Looking for a sweet lick? Well, he ain't one You want love? Get a show on VH1 Cuz he don't play games, boy, you'll get maimed His main aim is to inflict pain Leave the ring apron bloodstained Have the crowd going wild like they're untamed He'll win easily like you're untrained Then grin evilly while you complain Once again, it's Flawless offense done with precision Get lumped up, he's head hunting, fuck the submission Pound for pound the best without a doubt So come on down and get knocked the fuck out Better bring ya best, cuz here comes the best So who's your hero? It's Chris Hero Quick to injure any contender So who's your hero? It's Chris Hero You better call the coppers, ya mama and a doctor You's about to get clobbered in a slobberknocker Cruisin' for a bruisin' Ain't no way he's losin' So who's your hero? It's Chris Hero
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