What's up everybody?
Hey, real talk
Everybody here has a story about that guy
You know the one
The one who makes the concert experience shitty for everyone?
Like that shithead in the front with the really big hat who won't sit the fuck down?!
Or those assholes who keep smacking you in the face with their dreadlocks?!
Or the people who find shit to throw on the stage or the seats behind 'em?
Or lighting shit on firе?
Or trying to engage in a fight with the pеrformer?
So let me ask you something
Has everyone here been on their best behavior?
All cool?
Nobody's ruining your experience, right?
Hmm... I'm not hearing a lot of applause
So let's do something about it!
Let's all take a moment to point your finger at anyone acting up!
Go on, don't be shy!
Point away!
Hey!
Dickheads!
Yeah!
You!
You're being pointed at, aren't you?!
The people have spoken - Cut the shit!
Oh, look at him, see
Look at him, oo
Worst motherfucker at the venue
Goddamn, I just wanna watch the show
But this motherfucker just decided to
Smoke!
A joint!
In the middle of the pit!
I can't breathe, you dick!
Pot clouds are thick!
What kind of moron would want to
Light up and mellow out
At an up-tempo high-energy metal show anyway!?
Dude I speak for all of us
Put that shit out!
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Surfing the crowd
Kicking my head
Wish I had a warning
I'll grab his leg
Move him along, wait
Stop
What the fuck is that
Smell?!
Oh God!
He's not wearing pants!
That brown trail on his leg
Better be mud! (No chance!)
Now what's he doing?
His eyes widen
He just puked on everybody!
Well I gotta go!
Fuck this, I'm gonna go stand in line for the bathroom
No, do not follow me!
Go away!
"I ain't standing in line for this shit!"
Wait what are you
He's pissing on my fucking leg!
"It's sterile!
Hey some people pay good money to get pissed on!"
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Injuries (Ow!)
Hurting me (Hey!)
Throwing elbows and windmilling everybody
Picking up pennies and reaching for Jesus and donkey kick all of the people
Are you having fun?!
I'm done!
You better fuckin' run!
Where is security?!
I need a gun!
Get him away from the stage or he'll
"Oh shit"
He's knocking equipment all over
And now we've had enough!
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Ah, do you see how much fun we can have when everybody's courteous?
What a great show, you guys have been amazing
Thanks for coming out
Man I've never said dick so many times in my whole god damned life
Aw man, this calls for a beer and a taco!
Alright let's work on another song over the internet!
*Log In sounds*
Edge: Hello? Hello?
Aurelio: Hello?
Edge: Hello, can you hear me?
...
Edge: Can you hear me?
Aurelio: emmm... Are you there? Hello?
Edge: Can. You. Hear. Me
Aurelio: ermmm...
Edge: *sigh*
*log out, log in*
Edge: How 'bout now?
Aurelio: Hello?
Edge: How 'bout now? Can you hear me?
Aurelio: Are you there?
...
Aurelio: hrm...
Edge: Ok let me try somethin'
*log out*
This is bullshit... where's this stupid setting, it's gotta be like TEN FUCKIN' MENUS DEEP... finding this shit...
Alright... there. Let's try it with that on
*log in*
Edge: Hello. Hello
Aurelio: Hey
Edge: Oh, you can hear me now!
Aurelio: Yes!
Edge: Alright!
Aurelio: Finally!
Edge: Progress!
Aurelio: Yeah... um, so can you see it- can you see my screen?
Edge: Yes... it's all black though... of course it's black...
Aurelio: Ugh...
Edge: Can't see anything...
*log out, log in*
Aurelio: Can you see it now maybe?
Edge: Yeah, but it's... glitchin' out something awful. Is your program crashin- Hello? I can't-... Hello? Did your-?
*log out*
His computer crashed! This is great! I just love this! Ugh can this day get any worse...
Some fuckin' guy: Hey, whaddaya doin'?
Edge: Oh god damn it not this fuckin' guy... I'm trying to record a song over the internet with a friend and we're having nothing but problem-
Some fuckin' guy: Wouldn't it be easier if he came over?
Edge: No, he's in Austria...
Some fuckin' guy: Well what's he doin' over there?
Edge: He LIVES there....!
Some fuckin' guy: When'd he start livin' there?
Edge: He's always lived there! He's Austrian! Didn't you tell? He has an accent....?
Some fuckin' guy: Oh... I just thought he was retarded...
Edge: Bah! You're retarded! *door slams*
Now he's got ME sayin' it!
Work from home they said, it's less ***stressful*** they said!
*log in*
Edge: Hello!
Aurelio: Hello?
Edge: Fucking hell!
Aurelio: Heh mate, don't be so loud
Edge: Sorry, sorry
Aurelio: Um... yeah my whole... my whole computer died
Edge: ugh...
Aurelio: Because my sound program was like "Yeah, not gonna do it today!"
Edge: Great... just great
Aurelio: mhm
Edge: Alright... share screen... here we go
Aurelio: Yes... you can see it?
Edge: Yeah, I can see it, the sound program's not crashing...
Aurelio: Great
Edge: We're good!
Aurelio: Good so far? Man... This album has been a pain in the arse...
Edge: Hey, we got the important part of the album right
Aureltio: And... what is that?
Edge: At least we could think of a title
