[INTRO]
My pee is more orange than yellow
My pee is so thick it's like Jell-o
I sit on the toilet, all mellow
Let everything out, I just let go
Shit dropped, like a bomb-
It’s my demo
[VERSE 1]
I put a dick in my ass by accident
Faggot whips are massive dicks in my ass while I use laxatives
Pickin’ shit outta your foreskin, relax and hit-
Women when they dont bring you beer and sandwiches
My asscheeks clapping cause earthquakes
Get hit, it’ll hurt, gays- can get fucked in the ass by a yeti with a strapon and a turban with red grapes
In his dick hole, shoot it out like a nerf gun
Sorry, did that hurt, hun?
Seat warmers likе burnt buns
I squirt cum
When I masturbate to sonic fuckin’ a pervеrt’s bum
Titties like jello, my pee isn't yellow
It’s orange like…. Oranges
Asians have dick shortages
Dippin’ the tip in different pourages
Four inches- is ginormous in China-
Oh yeah and I’m tryna
Put an entire cow inside a vagina
Beef queef
I’m tappin’ the throttle, it’s so bad
Fappin’ with charcoal, it’s so black
I want you to know that-
I mixed mentos and coke and shoved the bottle up my ass
Yuh
You know-
Reality is crazier than fiction
My dick catches fire from friction
Hand calloused from constant beating-
My wife and my cock, which one’s bleeding?
Honestly it's all a bit much
Gettin’ sucked off by a squirrel
Like my favourite movie, Alvin and the dick munch
You were in a car crash, legs stuck
And like the fetuses I step on, they’re all crushed
I went up to a pregnant bitch, punched her in the face and stepped on her dick
She screamed so- much
Yesterday, you ran a train, I fapped
I searched “how to rape an orangutan” on the iPad
Just like matei when he’s tryna convince us he’s not gay-
I’m spittin’ straight facts
[Chorus]
Cummy dicky wicky licky shaft
Why don’t you suck on my ass
My butt hurts real bad
I just shit out glass
Made a hole outta my crack
Like a meteor hittin’ tarmac
Uh
[VERSE 2]
First degree murder for slappin’ a bitch with my dick
Bruno with third degree, he stood there and screamed “you’re misogynistic!”
I yelled back, “no, I’m just autistic”
I’m that retarded kid with-
Lyrical talent, oddest misfit
I try to balance- my bod and this dick
It’s the toughest challenge, hundred-eighteen inches
Ima-
Take a bite of your foreskin
It's more thin
Than the hairs on the lord's chin
I'm more in-
To blowin people up than raping an orphan-
I'm joking of course
I show zero remorse
In sucking the dick of a horse
Stroking in Morse- code
Filmin' a porno
Only the Lord knows
What's happened to my asshole it's dripping like women when Bruno sings only 4 notes
I'm so obese I should be in a wheelchair
Still nuts like I gotta steel pair
Homeless as fuck so I gotta steal pears
My bitch has got cancer, like that isn't real hair
If you cut a sandwich right it's a meal square
Yo
I got my foreskin stuck on the doorknob
It tugged and I was like, whore, stop
The doors locked
I step on a banana peel and I fall
Foreskin rips like a fart
Blood paints the wall like it's art
Lately I've been thinking about the periodic table of CUM
It's like Bruno raping my bum
I want it, a lot more than just some
But he won't let me enjoy it or have any fun
On my bike, they say no balls on the back but I'd make an exception for you
What the fuck am I supposed to do?
With ass that jiggles and bounces, playing me for a loop
Please, let me buy us a room
And I can eat that ass like froot loops
Dickwad, I shit on my dick with the lit squad
My tit's not- as big as yours Josh
Listen to Slipknot, nip slip, it's a slipcock
On tiktok filmed using apples latest wristwatch
And my dicks not-
Long- it's gargantuan like 3 inches
3 inches from the ground when im standing on the Burge Khalifa when im legit soft
