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A Safe And Effective Hearth’s Warming Lyrics by Vul

A Safe And Effective Hearth’s Warming

2021

[Intro]
PP:
Have a safe and effective Hearth's Warming, everypony!
Remember, your masks are for your mouths and noses, not your chins, silly!
Trying to figure out a great gift to get your friend? Book a booster shot appointment at the Sugarcube Corner clinic today!
They'll be thrilled!
[Verse 1]
They said we're gonna lock it down for
Two weeks (Just two weeks)
To flatten the curve of this
Disease (Flatten the curve)
So I bore it for a while (A while)
When the masks would hide your smiles
If only then (If only)
That were the end
And those two weeks passed by
Super-duper slow (Super-duper, super-duper)
I'm not great at math
Just to let you know (Not great at math)
But I'm pretty sure two years (Two years)
Ain't anywhere near two weeks
Go figure it out
If you know how
[Bridge]
FS: I just don't understand why you don't want to get vaccinated
RD: Because I asked my doctor and he said POVID isn't a risk for me. I'm a professional athlete
FS: Who isn't allowed to participate in her profession because she isn't vaccinated
PP: Hello, Doordash for Sunburst?
SB: Yep. Uh, could you leave the food right there?
PP: Of course
SB: Gotta social distance and all. Thank you!
PP: Have a good one!
Ah (x7)
[Refrain]
Fill the stockings with your new vaccines
Underneath the Hearth's Warming Tree
Social distance, there's no mistletoe that you can see
So we won't spread the POVID-19
[Verse 3]
The random closures made our
Wallets hurt (Wallets, ooh)
Our clientele dried up like a
Desert (Clientele)
And the Doordash bits we'd claim (Doordash)
Hardly softened up the pain
For what?
It's all too much
So for this year don't look for any
Gingerbread (Gingerbread, ooh)
Now we give vaccines to slow the
Spread (Slow the spread)
And I'm told it works out fine (Out fine)
Keeping ponies' safe' cause I
Know Twilight
Would never lie
[Bridge]
SG: Your scienceness, I have news for you
TS: Of course. You may enter
SG: I’ve finished the recording. The opinion scryer indicates that under normal circumstances, compliance levels will remain above 90% for at least six months... But there's one problem
TS: Indeed. The Filly won't shut up about this beagle story
SG: What should we do? My researchers have uncovered a new variant in South Zebrica. I would like you to prepare the media package as soon as possible. Throw some additional restrictions and mandates in there; that should give them something juicy to complain about
SG: It shall be done. Hail science
TS: Hail science. With any luck, we can get this unruly virus under control
FS: Why, I read in the paper just the other day that a perfectly healthy buckball player died from POVID
RD: Oh, come on, Fluttershy! That's fake news! The media twist stuff up all the time to get juicy headlines! You've seen how much crap they've made up about me!
[Refrain]
Do you know what won't give you POVID-19
(An unvaccinated pony?)
(She's not even wearing a mask!)
Decorating the Hearth's Warming tree
(She's gonna give us all POVID!)
(Oh, hell no! I told you coming into town was a bad idea, Applebloom! These ponies have gone crazy!)
Wear your mask and cover up your mouth and nose
There's no skating 'cause the ice rink's closed
[Outro]
(Hell no) Nana na na na na, na na na (Hell no)
Na na na (To the no no)
Na na na (To the no no)
Na na (To the no no no no no no no no no)
Nana na nana na na, na (Hell to the no) na na (Hell to the no no)
Na na na (Hell-hell to the no)
Na na na (Hell to the no no no)
Na na (To the no no no)
Credits
Vul

Vul

About “A Safe And Effective Hearth’s Warming” by Vul

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