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SELFISH SLUT Lyrics by $WAGGOT

CLOSET TRAP

2013

[Verse]
Bite your tongue inside and then open your mouth, look what you got
A little bit of lube but not really, 'cause it just dries you out
Just kidding, I don't really participate in that scary stuff
But when you write about it, it sounds so edgy as fuck
Mostly I'm okay, if you maybe just wanna play
You can go home at 8, it'll still be your birthday
And we can shower together, and you'll be off on your way
I promise I'll never say that you were in my bed today
Tell all your friends about how you love eating pussy
And whisper to your girlfriend that you want to eat her pussy
And then finger her pussy, and pretend to get pushy
When everybody is looking 'cause then nobody is looking
For you to drop your wrists when you look at boys' fists
And accidentally lisp, and accidentally miss
When you're blackout drunk off of water and cum
And some boxer briefs full of pheromones
And it's funny how you spend so much time at the gym working out
'Cause everybody thinks that you do it to make her happy, but
Nothing turns you on like a locker room while you sweat it out
The truth is that you really are nothing but a selfish slut

[Chorus]
Bite your tongue inside and then op—
Bite your tongue inside and then op—
Bite your tongue inside and then op—
Bite your tongue inside and then open your mouth, look what you got
A little bit of scary stuff
But when you write about it, it sounds so edgy as fuck
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"SELFISH SLUT" appears on "CLOSET TRAP" in 2013.

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