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Ashley’s theme Lyrics by WarioWare: Touched!

2007

Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
You'd better learn my name, but I am—
Ash-ley!
She knows the darkest spells, and she brews the meanest potions,
You might be the ingredient I seek,
Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor.
You should be afraid of the great—
Ash-ley!
She doesn't play with dolls, and she never combs her hair.
Who has time for girly things like that?
Eyе of newt, I cast a hex on you grandma's wig.
This will make you big kittеn spit, soon.
Your pants won't fit pantaloons giganticus!
Oh, no!
Not again...
She can rule the world and still finish all her homework!
Everyone knows that I'm the greatest —
Ash-ley!
You better watch your step, or she'll cast a spell on you
I turned my teacher into a spoon,
I-I-I'm a slave to my spell book, I know it's true,
I don't have as many friends as you.
Bu-a-a-t I think you're nice, and maybe we could be friends
And if you say "no", you're toast.
Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
You'd better learn my name,
'cause i am—
Ash-ley!
Just remember this, when you see her on the street,
I'm the cruelest girl, you'll ever meet.
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WarioWare: Touched!

WarioWare: Touched!

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