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Shatner Lyrics by Warp 11

Suck My Spock

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He'll beat up Klingons and he'll blow up Gorn
If it wasn't for Star Trek he'd be makin' porn, yeah
Scorin' with the chicks since the day he was born, yeah
The day he dies, yeah, we will mourn, yeah

He ain't in it for the money, he don't get paid
He's on a five-year mission to get laid, yeah
If he'd found planet Risa he would have stayed
His ongoing legend will never fade

[Chorus]
Shatner, yeah
William Shatner, yeah
William Shatner, yeah
William Shatner, yeah

He'll get a green bitch here and a fem-bot there
As the years went by, he got more hair, yeah
He gets all the ladies and he don't share
If you stop and think about it, well it ain't fair

[Chorus]
Shatner, yeah
William Shatner, yeah
William Shatner, yeah
William Shatner, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

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He can't be beat, don't you understand
I bet he did lines of coke with Yeoman Rand, yeah
His toupee's always perfect and he's always tan
If he can't find a woman, he'll use his hand

[Chorus]
Shatner, yeah
William Shatner, yeah
William Shatner, yeah
William Shatner, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

William Shatner, yeah yeah yeah
William Shatner, yeah yeah yeah
William Shatner, yeah yeah yeah
William, yeah yeah yeah
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About “Shatner” by Warp 11

Read the complete lyrics to "Shatner" by Warp 11 from the album "Suck My Spock". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rock, Pop, Filk.

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"Shatner" appears on "Suck My Spock".

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