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Brown Christmas Lyrics by Wax

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[Intro]
I don't give a fuck how much swagger you have
I'm sick of hearing that fucking word
I stay on this dumb shit
And it's my dumb shit
Yeah, yo
[Verse 1]
Big Wax straight shittin' on your Christmas
The illest motherfucker in the business who's not in the business
Been doing this since your existence
Was merely your dad lookin' at your mom from a distance
You little squirts are the worst
You're better than me? Learn to rap to a beat first
It's called flowin', not talkin', G
And if you hate me so much then why you online stalkin' me?
Y'all haters got a lot of free time
And you sure spend a lot of it watchin' me rhyme
Sending long ass mеssages to tell me I suck
I swеar some of y'all are dirty old men that wanna fuck, man
Ten years older than David Hasselhoff
Last Google search you did was "naked Asher Roth"
Ha ha ha, just a bunch of blah, blah, blah
Yuletide dance, diarrhea cha-cha-cha
[Chorus]
I'ma have you whettin' your appetite
Your Christmas will not be white
I'll be on Santa's sleigh that night, flyin' (Flyin')
Ass hangin' over the side in flight
Shittin' on every MC in sight
They gon' know what it's like to have a brown Christmas, yeah
[Verse 2]
Ayo, Big Wax chillin', Herbal T's chillin'
EOM stays makin' tracks for the children
Fuck the building, I'm in a damn kiln
When you hot as me you gotta be where the pottery chills in
Fake rappers are like comedy filming
Fake laughter on the track and I just gotta be filled in, like
What's the joke? What's so funny, man?
Is that quote swagger unquote? I don't understand
You play the role so unconvincingly
Step your energy up a lot, better re-up your stock of ginseng seeds
Two thumbs down for your crew of dumb clowns and impostors
No chance of y'all winnin' Oscars
I do my thing, emphasis on mine
So all my free thinkin' people, crank this on high
And all you copycat rappers, watch your back, dawg
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a corn-filled crap log
[Chorus]
I'ma have you whettin' your appetite
Your Christmas will not be white
I'll be on Santa's sleigh that night, flyin' (Flyin')
Ass hangin' over the side in flight
Shittin' on every MC in sight
They gon' know what it's like to have a brown Christmas, yeah
[Outro]
Ayo, it feels like I'm sittin' on the crapper
All day, every day, shittin' on a rapper
It feels like I'm sittin' on the crapper
All day, every day, shittin' on a rapper
And I'ma shit on your Christmas, fool
I'ma shit on your Christmas
I'ma shit on your Christmas, fool
I'ma shit on your Christmas
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh, Big Wax, Herbal T
EOM, who we be
Ch-ch-ch-ch-check it out
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About “Brown Christmas” by Wax

Read the complete lyrics to "Brown Christmas" by Wax from the album "OLD Songs from Youtube That Weren’t on Streaming Services Until NOW". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rap.

"Brown Christmas" is performed by Wax. from the album "OLD Songs from Youtube That Weren’t on Streaming Services Until NOW" This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Brown Christmas", explore more songs by Wax using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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"Brown Christmas" is credited to Wax. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Brown Christmas" appears on "OLD Songs from Youtube That Weren’t on Streaming Services Until NOW".

Visit the Wax artist page at /artist/wax for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.