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Labor Day Knife Fight Lyrics by Wayne Jetski

Happy Holidays​/​Am I Stressing You Out?

2015

[Intro]
And it's true,
What they say, that the sunshine comes with a promise
But its only the promise of repetition, scratchin', and itchin',
Shooting and missing wishing and wishing again
[Verse 1]
And now so it seems,
You're a lovely tapestry woven from perfectly inaccurate memories Of a lover now gone,
But the big show goes on,
It goes on and on,
and on and on
[Chorus]
And that's how I won this year's
Labor day knife fight,
It was easy,
I thought of you and I didn't even try,
Baby Norah cried, Dustin and I promptly went outside
And I apologized for taking my little slice of life,
[Post-Chorus]
Later on, on that same day,
I burnt a flag and I burnt my hand,
It made me think all about you, oh, sweetie fox
I swear it's true I burnt my hand on you,
Burnt my hand on you
Oh, it's true
It's true
It's true
Oh, it's true
I burnt my hand on you
and if I could again
I would but I know that you don't want me to.
[Outro]
That night when you finally got your drunk call,
I thought that I'd apologize for my homemade deathmask,
fastened from a half a dozen grocery outlet shopping bags,
I wrote a note that was just for show as I intentionally left your name out,
when everyone already knows you're all I can think about
Credits
Wayne Jetski

Wayne Jetski

About “Labor Day Knife Fight” by Wayne Jetski

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