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Crazy Ways People Die Lyrics by Wehrmacht

Shark Attack

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Walking through the woods, a bear
It munches you. Put your head in a
Vice, go drilling for the goo
Fall one hundred thousand fest
Go splat in the middle of town
Your head lops off from a chain-
Saw and falls down to the ground
(Chorus:)
From behind, a blade slides in, and
Opens up your veins. Under your car, the pump
Gives way and squashes all your brains
A great white shark rips you limb from limb
A jigsaw cuts the flesh, it tears around the rim
"An execution", hear the cry, shock! It pops
Your eyes. A rope wrapped firmly a-
Round your neck, it ends all your lives
Now they stuff M-80's down your fucking
Throat, when they go, you will blow, and
Then start to bloat
(Chorus: Solo's: M.Z., J.D., repeat)
Pour some gas on your head, then light
A match. Stuff your friend in the oven
Then lock the latch. Creme your face on
The ground, falling off your bike. Fall
From a cliff Bub, while taking a nature
Hike
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Wehrmacht

Wehrmacht

About “Crazy Ways People Die” by Wehrmacht

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"Crazy Ways People Die" appears on "Shark Attack".

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