[Intro: Wesda, Jack Karlson] Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest Son of a gun [Hook: Wesda] Canberra sucks so fuckin' much Canberra sucks so fuckin' much Canberra sucks so fuckin' much Canberra sucks so fuckin' much [Verse 1: Wesda] They say "end the coward punch" What if I'm in Canberra but? I wanna thump and punch everyone Too bad there's nowhere to get drunk I hate all the clubs so I get pissed up in Questacon I've seen better nightlife on the shitty side of Wollongong I walked into parliament, they voted bipartisan Canberra sucks; no argument I'll suffer my martyrdom Round and round a roundabout Sleepin' on a random's couch Canberra's rent so high the PM's landlord wants to kick him out Governor-general probably warmin' up those dismissal powers I've been countin' down the hours 'til those Braddon folk take showers [Hook: Wesda] Canberra sucks so fuckin' much Canberra sucks so fuckin' much Canberra sucks so fuckin' much Canberra sucks so fuckin' much [Verse 2: Elliott Sargent] Canberra sucks so fuckin' much Canberra sucks so fuckin' much Canberra fucks? Nah man it sucks Canberra sucks so fuckin' much Questacon? A snoozefest of one The only reason Canberra's capital is just so unoriginal Sydney and Melbourne, they both wanted to be top So they built Canberra in the middle just so they would stop And speaking of stops, a pit stop is what it is "Oh, I'm just outside of Woden, I might stop for a piss" (Pit stop) I'd rather spend three weeks in the Wagga Wagga streets than three hours in a hotel in Canberra, ACT Been to Sydney twice, yeah, and Melbourne once If I ranked all the cities, they'd be ace and Canberra's dunce Everyone has been to Canberra once before That's because it's the place of school trips galore, like "C'mon kids, let's go to Telstra tower right now" Oh look, I've got a high signal, wow The parliament was so mid-tier with their house that they built a second one and moved right out And before I go, here's some tips to survive Ha, just kidding, nobody's left Canberra alive (Wow) [Hook: Elliott Sargent, Wesda] Canberra sucks so fuckin' much Canberra sucks so fuckin' much Canberra fucks? Nah man it sucks Canberra sucks so fuckin' much Canberra sucks so fuckin' much Canberra sucks so fuckin' much Canberra sucks so fuckin' much Canberra sucks so fuckin' much
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