Everybody Hates Christopher (Bonus Track) Lyrics by WhatWouldJosuéDo
Going for My Rap Masters
2018
[Intro] Hmmm Why’s everybody hating on me, man Uff they hating Uff, uff they hating Uff they hating Uff, uff they hating Ooh he's a hater Ooh see you later Ooh he's a hater Ooh see you later *DJ Scratch* Hold up Yo, my name ain't Chris Rock Nobody hates me, brah [Hook] Everybody Hates Chris Not Everybody Hates Christopher I'm a Christ bearer Satan is unbearable Its Everybody Hates Chris Not Everybody Hates Christians God, He give me faith, bruh [Verse] Nah, not Everybody Hates Christians A lotta them love us like we Christmas Ooh Saint Nicholas I wrapped this Here’s your present PowerPoint present Orientation day is present Jesus took care of my past You living for that high that never going last Jesus is first I am last Middle of a storm It going pass Going for My Rap Masters I got class Know this class I passed I’m fast Won the race You know I dashed [Hook] Everybody Hates Chris Not Everybody Hates Christopher I'm a Christ bearer Satan is unbearable Its Everybody Hates Chris Not Everybody Hates Christians God, He give me faith, bruh [Verse] And when they hating on you Remember how they treated God’s son Stressed about the battle Little do they know that God’s already won He goin’ multiply ya bread Do not settle for the crumbs Parents counting pennies Jesus can break the curse You know he’s got plenty None of y’alls works Are Gucci, Louis, Fenty Your best works Are God’s worst works Keep it 24hunnit But that’s just filthy rags Campus Crusade that’s Cru Providing for my fam no Terry Crews [Hook] Everybody Hates Chris Not Everybody Hates Christopher I'm a Christ bearer Satan is unbearable Its Everybody Hates Chris Not Everybody Hates Christians God, He give me faith, bruh [Verse] And for a change I wouldn't be The only black kid in my classes Went to school in another country Studied engineering Pulled a couple all-nighters Walk around campus There’s a Starbucks culture Didn’t start out equal Thank God our father Cheffing in this melting pot Headed to the top bruh Made it a long way Going keep going farther God giving me the strength To keep going harder [Outro] Everybody Hates Chris Yeah But they don’t hate Christians, though
About “Everybody Hates Christopher (Bonus Track)” by WhatWouldJosuéDo
Read the complete lyrics to "Everybody Hates Christopher (Bonus Track)" by WhatWouldJosuéDo from the album "Going for My Rap Masters" in 2018. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rap.
"Everybody Hates Christopher (Bonus Track)" is performed by WhatWouldJosuéDo. from the album "Going for My Rap Masters" in 2018 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL.
Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data.
If you enjoy "Everybody Hates Christopher (Bonus Track)", explore more songs by WhatWouldJosuéDo using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.
"Everybody Hates Christopher (Bonus Track)" is credited to WhatWouldJosuéDo. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.
"Everybody Hates Christopher (Bonus Track)" appears on "Going for My Rap Masters" in 2018.
Visit the WhatWouldJosuéDo artist page at /artist/whatwouldjosuedo for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.