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Mullet Lyrics by Wheatus

Wheatus 2020

2022

[Verse 1]
Straight from the barbershop
To the emergency room
I had to take the bus with Gus
All the way through
Dr. Spock, he said he's seen this before
But not since Ratt came to town
Go 'round and 'round
He said "There's nothin' I can do for you boy
It's too late, too late
But my brother's an attorney if you're gonna press charges"

[Refrain]
Hockey hair, soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel

[Chorus]
I knew that I had to cut it
Just buzz it off and say fuck it!
Party out back, vokuhila
Get me the fuck outta here!

[Refrain]
Hockey hair, soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel

[Bridge: Schaffer the Darklord, Brendan B. Brown]
In the sixth century A.D., Byzantine scholar Procopius wrote that some factions of young males wore their hair long at the back and cut it short over the forehead
This non-Roman style was termed the 'hunnic,' or in our modern tongue, 'hockey hair.'
By fiscal year 1987, 93% of young males grew their hair long only in the back and 97% listed the mullet as their hairstyle of choice
In calendar years 1988, 1989, 1990 and 91, more humans wore mullets than any other hairstyle, making the mullet the most proliferated aesthetic abomination of last 1400 years
M, U, L, L, E, T
Help me... oh God!

[Guitar Solo]

[Refrain]
Hockey hair, soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel

[Chorus]
I knew that I had to cut it
Just buzz it off and say fuck it!
Party out back, vokuhila
Get me the fuck outta here!
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About “Mullet” by Wheatus

Read the complete lyrics to "Mullet" by Wheatus from the album "Wheatus 2020" in 2022. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rock.

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"Mullet" appears on "Wheatus 2020" in 2022.

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