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Beer, Weed, Cooches Lyrics by Wheeler Walker Jr.

Fuck You Bitch: All-Time Greatest Hits

2016

[Verse 1]
Friday night, friends at the bar
Outside, hot boxed in the car
Heard the band, steel guitar
So we followed our way to the song
Inside, group of hot girls
Locked eyes with a cute little squirrel
Band's swinging, take her for a twirl
So we danced all night to the song
[Chorus]
Beer, weed, cooches
And honky tonk music
All night long
Stoned, drunk, fucked up
I'm gettin' my dick sucked
All night long
[Verse 2]
Took a break, headed outside
Pass the joint, girls got high
My squirrel, blaze in her eyes
So I knew that it wouldn't be long
Making out, got a big bone
Feeling good, gonna get blown
Then the band started playing George Jones
So we went back in to hear the song
[Chorus]
Beer, weed, cooches
And honky tonk music
All night long
Stoned, drunk, fucked up
I'm gettin' my dick sucked
All night long
[Bridge]
Last call and we had a good buzz
Grabbed some beer and the girls with us
Drove back, copped her in the fuzz
With the radio playin' that song for us
[Verse 3]
Back home, stereo's up
Sturgill's singin' a song about drugs
Girl's drinking, smokin' and stuff
So we listened real close to the song
Me and her, bedroom time
Through the wall, still stood time
Ol' dick sucked, I like her kind
So we smoked and fucked to the song
[Chorus]
Beer, weed, cooches
And honky tonk music
All night long
Stoned, drunk, fucked up
I'm gettin' my dick sucked
All night long
All night long
Credits
Wheeler Walker Jr.

Wheeler Walker Jr.

About “Beer, Weed, Cooches” by Wheeler Walker Jr.

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