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Cuffing Season 5 Lyrics by Sydney Sprague, Fantasy Unit, Wheelwright

A Very Christmas Thing

2024

[Verse 1]
I don't amount to much to most
'Cept my tab at a shitty bar
I'll make a birthday toast to Dick Wolf alone
I'll show you I can play the drunk's part
Tie me up in those rope lights that blew a fuse
Drag me 'round some holiday square
Wear me down 'til you see my jolly bones
Watch you open gifts like I care
[Chorus]
But it doesn't feel the same
The wash of desert rain
How you told me no one's to blame
It's just not our time
I don't want to feel at all
I'm drenched and pissed while you deck your halls
So I'll sing along and hope this Christmas passes soon
[Verse 2]
I think the carolers are tone deaf
The sound of angеls we have heard givеs me the shakes
The drug store Santa rings the bell
But all my money's spent
Maker's Mark is worth the price and mark it makes
Lighting up a Camel Crush
Baby Jesus would have loved season 5
Heinous crimes, acts of unspeakable violence
Soft, warm, glowing TV lights
[Chorus]
But it doesn't feel the same
The wash of desert rain
How you told me no one's to blame
It's just not our time
I don't want to feel at all
I'm drenched and pissed while you deck your halls
So I'll sing along and hope this Christmas passes soon
[Verse 3]
There's fireworks where Jesus lived
I told my little cousin 'cause he saw the TV in the den
I don't know what I want for Christmas
We always lose the plot
I wish this year was different
We bit off more than we could chew
You get bummed out 'cause we can't hit the parties I promised you
But he lights on 7th Street throw more color the more we drink
So let's raise a glass to vibes we felt when we were five
[Chorus]
But it doesn't feel the same
The wash of desert rain
How you told me no one's to blame
It's just not our time
I don't want to feel at all
I'm drenched and pissed while you deck your halls
So I'll sing along and hope this Christmas passes soon
Credits
Sydney Sprague

Sydney Sprague

Fantasy Unit

Fantasy Unit

Wheelwright

Wheelwright

About “Cuffing Season 5” by Sydney Sprague

Read the complete lyrics to "Cuffing Season 5" by Sydney Sprague, Fantasy Unit, Wheelwright from the album "A Very Christmas Thing" in 2024. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop.

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"Cuffing Season 5" appears on "A Very Christmas Thing" in 2024.

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