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The Waitress Lyrics by Whoman

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Funny Characters
Found in a book
Hysterical
Types with no stars or stripes
Crooks
Hyped miracles available for purchase
Out of your purse and gets worse under the surface

Digs deep
It's not so basic
To understand you need high sense and great observation

Get lasik to open your eyes
Free yourself from starvation
Negation of the lies

It's fine how I live
Expressin’ terse words
I curse the nurse that fed me them

Givin’ slivers to sinners
No beginner
Im bigger
A blazing wizard
A winner
Inhaling that good oxygen for dinner

Hook (x2)
I wear my tin cap right
Only drink bottled water
No tap
No ice
Not trapped in hate
I bet you'll relate
And wanna break the chains you're in
I mean,
This world is amazing

Unbearable
Flies on a brook
Terrible
Annoying
Always want to toy
Destroying what they touch in a bunch
Gliding in a rush
Employed for a flush

Sink!
To the bottom of the ocean
The feeders I mean;
Like the ones without motion


No notions,names, or a spine
Never want to know the ways of divine

They bind to the herd
Until they get stirred
The currents get the best of them


Never wetter
I’m better
A trend setter
In a sweater
Writing letters
Forever
Like a new age settler

Hook (x1)


I wear my tin cap right (x3)

Tip cap right (x4)

The conspiracy theorist who mirrors his peers
A lyricist who disappears in times of tears
The fiercest, fearless, spirit of weirdness
Peers are you hearing this or definitely earless?
Blerts incoherence
Sermons not serious
Thought in the blindspot
Alert with no clearance
Filled with endearment
Minty like spearmint
Thrifty, Frisky, Nifty
With Whiskey

Hook (x1)
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About “The Waitress” by Whoman

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