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Oolong Lyrics by Wic Whitney

Afternoon Tea

2023

[Verse 1]
I’ve got a buddy that makes everything up as he goes
(Yep, yep)
If he ain’t done it before then he’s gonna dip his toe
(Dip his toe)
I’ve got a buddy that won’t do something that he doesn’t know
(That he doesn’t know)
One thing out of place? Ready to go
See what I’m saying, yeah?

I’ve got a buddy that loves reading the horoscope
(The horoscope)
Pullin’ out a chart, mapping shit like a pro
(Yep, yep)
I’ve got a buddy that fucked everything high and low
‘Till he found his queen (Queen)
And that cured his soul

[Verse 2]
What do you want
From an anxious body, huh
A futurе Earth filler
Slow rhymer, ex trash dеaler
In the basement getting’ sloppy like some Joe’s or blow jobs
Flow cold, can you handle bars
No flow bots

My lip paint colored calligraphy’s not to be touched
Toxicity be sweeping chiefly and such
Hey, who are you? (What?)
Tell me something I need to know
It doesn’t matter cause we’ll all turn to dust

[Chorus]
Who knows the right way to skip around this rock?
Babe, it ain’t me
I’ll never know
(Blab blab blab)
I said I’ll never know
(Blab blab blab)

I drink my cup of tea each day
Until I make it to the passage way
Hey – no one’s safe
(Blab blab blab)
And that’s okay, hey
(Blab blab blab)

[Verse 3]
If I die today, I’d be an excellent ghost
Best friends with Whoopi G and making pottery bowls
I’m a natural it’s true
But since I’m still oxygen positive
My prominent dominance
Of onomatopoeias and homonyms
Sonnets and odd phonologies honest

I’m Robert Frost with Oscar Wilde’s
Love for phallic offerings
A modest genius
Because genius is sobjective
I mean subjective
You get it
Moon dancing around the sun
Feeling heady and headless, yeah

[Bridge]
(Take a walk outside)
(Dap me up, good times)
(Take a walk outside)
(Dap me up, good times)
(Took a walk out-)
(Took a walk out-)

Da-na-na-na na-na na-na naa

[Chorus]
Who knows the right way to skip around this rock?
Babe, it ain’t me
I’ll never know
(Blab blab blab)
I said I’ll never know
(Blab blab blab)

I drink my cup of tea each day
Until I make it to the passage way
Hey – no one’s safe
(Blab blab blab)
And that’s okay, hey
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Wic Whitney

Wic Whitney

About “Oolong” by Wic Whitney

Read the complete lyrics to "Oolong" by Wic Whitney from the album "Afternoon Tea" in 2023. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rap.

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"Oolong" is credited to Wic Whitney. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Oolong" appears on "Afternoon Tea" in 2023.

Visit the Wic Whitney artist page at /artist/wic-whitney for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.

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