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Captain Kool: Lyrics by Wiess

Weirder Ones, Vol. 2

2020

Let me introduce the center of our story
The infamous, the villainous
The worn with wickedness
He has many titles, and they’re all ridiculous
You can call him what you will, anything but victimless

Raise the flag cried out Captain Kool
He’s one badass pirate with a down ass crew

Say as you may about the things that I do
You ain’t gotta love me but you will respect the name
When you go to spell it out make sure to do so with a K
Or I’ll take you to the bow and splatter paint it with my blade
I don’t like to slay you fuckers, only do it for it the raid
To the onеs who throwing shade, if it means that I get paid
I’m a

Bad man with my brim tuckеd low
And I’ve heard it said that my eyes can glow

Fuck around and find out, what you pouting bout?
This’ll be real quick beyond a shred a doubt

Leathery boots run the length of my shin
Despite all the rum my beer belly is thin
But I

Raise another glass, keep on drinking fast
Here for the booty, I ain’t talking bout that ass yeah

I stay going
Waves stay flowing
Dripping my from my head to toes and always got both boots on the bow
Clip a tongue if you run yo mouth
(Yo mouth)
That’s my peg leg pipe from a past deck fight
You don’t want this spite
You don’t wanna see me in the pale moon light
Cause my blade is a pen and I’m swift to write

Light the lamps, and raise the canvas
Another toast and again I’m pantsless
Yo ho that’s the life for me
Shoot the shit while sailing through the sea
I’m talking
Chill
(Chill)
Sit down
(Down)
We boutta get drunk and then raid that town

The tales be true about us smoking leaves
The crows nest? shit it’s one big bowl piece

I hereby decree
That we make port at the very next place I can get some weed
Fill my hair with valued beads
(Beads)

Ship makes birth and the isle of green
My cabin’s organized but my blades never clean
The sails that I swing, well shit they’re made of hemp
You can my take my word or you can whiff a scent

Captain of the infamous gaunj gobbler
Where you find the weed my tale is popular

According to legend we be followed by smoke
And we slaying only fool who’ll cough or choke
I’m talking
Roach clip hand, I said fuck the hook
You won’t read about me in your history books

But it don’t matter, we still immortalized
By this song and tune and those we victimized

So it seems, we’ve reached our final chapter
We hope that you’ve all had fun
And had lots of laughter
This is not the end
For our dear old Captain
With time and patience
Anything can happen
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Wiess

Wiess

About “Captain Kool:” by Wiess

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"Captain Kool:" appears on "Weirder Ones, Vol. 2" in 2020.

Visit the Wiess artist page at /artist/wiess for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.

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