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Be More Chill - Part 1 Lyrics by Be More Chill Ensemble

Be More Chill (Original Cast Recording)

2015

[THE SQUIP]
Take your hands out of your pockets
Arch your back, puff out your chest
Add some swagger to your gait or
You'll look like a mas-tur-ba-tor
Fix your posture, then the rest
[JEREMY, spoken]
But I am a masturbator--
[THE SQUIP, spoken]
We'll fix that
(sung)
All your nerdiness is ugly
[JEREMY, spoken]
Nerd? I thought I was more of a geek, but--
[THE SQUIP]
All your stammering's a chore
[JEREMY, spoken]
Uh, sh- er, what?
[THE SQUIP]
Your tics and fidgets are persistent
And your charm is non-existent
Fix your vibe, then fix some more
[JEREMY]
Bu--
[THE SQUIP]
Buh
[JEREMY]
I--
[THE SQUIP]
Buh
[JEREMY]
Sh--
[THE SQUIP]
No
[JEREMY]
Wait--
[THE SQUIP]
Stop
Oh, everything about you is so terrible
Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die
[JEREMY, spoken]
Jesus Christ...
[THE SQUIP]
So don't freak out
And don't resist
And have no doubt
If I assist
You will
Be more chill
First thing's first, go buy a new shirt
[JEREMY, spoken]
What?! What's wrong with my shirt--
[THE SQUIP]
Shh, it's better if you just comply
My job's to color your aesthetic
And make you seem much less pathetic
Just step and fetch, don't ask me why
[JEREMY, spoken]
How are you with math homework?
[THE SQUIP, spoken]
I'm a super-computer, Jeremy. I'm made of math
(sung)
Oh, everything about you is so terrible
[PEOPLE IN THE MALL]
Everything about you sucks!
Everything about you sucks!
[THE SQUIP]
Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die
[PEOPLE IN THE MALL]
Everything about you sucks!
Everything about you sucks!
[THE SQUIP & PEOPLE IN THE MALL]
All the people in the mall
Think you are such a slob
[PEOPLE IN THE MALL]
You're a slob!
Terrible!
Such a slob!
[THE SQUIP & PEOPLE IN THE MALL]
Oh, boy
[THE SQUIP]
Can I see why!
(spoken)
Now you, try picking a shirt
That's a girl's shirt
[CHLOE, spoken]
...Jerry?
[JEREMY, spoken]
Erm, Jeremy
[CHLOE, spoken]
You shop here?
[JEREMY, spoken]
Oh, yeah all the time--
[THE SQUIP, spoken]
Never
[JEREMY, spoken]
Never. Is what I meant to...
[THE SQUIP, spoken]
Greet the beta
[JEREMY, spoken]
Oh. Hey, Brooke
[THE SQUIP, spoken]
"You look sexy."
[JEREMY, spoken]
I can't say that to a hot girl!
[THE SQUIP, spoken]
Don't smile. Stare intensely. Speak like you don't care about your own death
[JEREMY, spoken]
Lookin' pretty sexy, Brooke
[BROOKE, spoken]
Thanks
[CHLOE, spoken]
Is that a girl's shirt?
[JEREMY, spoken]
No
[THE SQUIP, spoken]
"Yes."
[JEREMY, spoken]
Yes
[THE SQUIP, spoken]
Repeat after me:
(sung)
I saw it in the window
[JEREMY]
I saw it in the window
[THE SQUIP]
And I couldn't dismiss
[JEREMY]
And I couldn't dismiss
[THE SQUIP]
I was dating a girl and
[JEREMY]
I was dating a girl and
[THE SQUIP]
She had a shirt just like this
[JEREMY]
She had a shirt just like this
[THE SQUIP]
It's still painful
[JEREMY]
It's still painful
[CHLOE, spoken]
So, who was this mystery girl?
[JEREMY, spoken]
Oh, you've probably never heard of her, so--
[THE SQUIP]
Madeline
[JEREMY]
Madeline
[CHLOE, spoken]
What?
[JEREMY]
She's French
[CHLOE, spoken]
Ugh! She is NOT French! She just pretends to be for attention!
[BROOKE, spoken]
Madeline broke up with you?
[JEREMY, spoken]
Yeah...
[THE SQUIP, spoken]
No
[JEREMY, spoken]
I mean--
[THE SQUIP]
I broke up with her
[JEREMY]
I broke up with her
[THE SQUIP]
'Cause she was
Cheating on me
[JEREMY (overselling it)]
'Cause she was
Cheating on me
[THE SQUIP, spoken]
Hey, Hamlet. Be more chill
Credits
Be More Chill Ensemble

Be More Chill Ensemble

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