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We are the Garden Gnomes (Song) Lyrics by Will Ryan

2012

(Intro)
Yeah, we're the fucking garden gnomes!
Better watch your back, or we'll fuck up your ass
That's right! (??)
(Verse 1)
Start to move it, dance till you lose it
We are called the garden gnomes, hiding outside your home
Watching as you bone all of the chicks you bring over
Hanging out your dick like the cliffs of dover
Lemme tell ya something, you don't know when to stop
He never pays any attention to the gnomes
We are part of him but hey it's alright hе got sex
All I say is we got free porn as he
Splits thosе legs and he climbs up again
(Verse 2)
We have fun fishing in your lake
But look for god sake, you pissed in our face
The party you had yesterday, the girl who had tooth decay
Well congratulations, you're a dad
But hey, at least now he won't act before he
Thinks, his attitude blows and his hygiene stinks
It looks like he could use a few winks as he
Strokes his penis and thrives up the bend
(Pre-Chorus)
We've had enough of you fucking us over
(Chorus)
We are the garden gnomes
We watch you fuck inside your home
All the lonely wines and the wanking cries
You're a lonely son of a bitch
All the time you take
To finish wanking on your face
You have no life, you have no wife
She left you 10 hours ago!
Son of a bitch x7
(Verse 3)
I'm the fat one, look at me clunge
Hasn't been done since the day it was fun
You could've had a try with me hot crossed bun
About 20 years ago I could have given you a blow
But now forget it, you're shagging me mam!
I used to think you were a nice guy
But now I've seen you wank right in front of your eyes
It's No wonder your alone, I watched you moan as you
Cummed in a tissue and wipe it on your bed
(Verse 4)
So just take it from a ugly loner
Who screamed every time someone else got a boner
He's nothing but trouble, a face like rubble
If he had a brain he'd come outside
Yeah, we'll show him a shambles, as he
Runs with his jeans wrapped round his ankles
Look at him go, oh wait, NO NO, he's
Fondling strangers and rising to their tits
(Pre-Chrous)
We've had enough of you fucking us over
(Chorus)
We are the garden gnomes
We watch you fuck inside your home
All the lovenly wines and the wanking cries
You're a lonely son of a bitch
All the time you take
To finish wanking on your face
You have no life, you have no wife
She left you 10 hours ago!
Son of a bitch x7
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Will Ryan

Will Ryan

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