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March of the Falsettos (March of the Falsettos) Lyrics by William Finn

March of the Falsettos

1991

[MARVIN, spoken]
Two, three, four
[ALL]
March
March
March of the falsettos
March of the falsettos
Who is man enough to march to
March of the falsettos
One foot following the other
Teach it to your brother
Make him march
March
March of the falsettos
March of the falsettos
March a little bit
March a little bit
March a little bit long
Four men marching in one long column
Never touching but always solemn
Four men marching but never mincing
Four men marching is so convincing
March, march
March, march
[MENDEL]
Marvin's always weary
[ALL]
March, march
March, march
[JASON]
Does this mean that I'm a fairy?
[ALL]
March, march
March, march
[MENDEL]
What a stupid theory
[ALL]
March, march
March, march
[WHIZZER]
Whizzer says it doesn't, dearie
Don't be scared
Don't get tight
Asses bared
My delight shared
[JASON]
With
[MARVIN]
Four
[WHIZZER]
Young
[ALL]
Men
Alone in a night
March
March
March of the falsettos
March of the falsettos
Who is man enough to march to
March of the falsettos
One foot following the other
Practice it on one another
March
March
March of the falsettos
March of the falsettos
March of the falsettos
March of the falsettos
Marching home

About “March of the Falsettos (March of the Falsettos)” by William Finn

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