[Hook]
It’s just another game to play
And I don’t have the time to waste my brain
It cold shivers me to think of what a selfish thing they did to ya
But I’m ready to move on when you are
[Hook cont.]
Customer service
State your purpose
Customer service
You make me nervous
Customer service
It’s a circus
Customer service
I don’t deserve this
[Verse 1]
I’m in the industry of service with a smile;
Of let’s sing a song together and be happy you’re in town
It doesn’t matter you’re an asshole, it’s part of my job
I’m just glad there’s so many of you keeping me calm
Stick your chest out. What a sight it is to behold!
We should be rolling red carpet out wherever you go
Cause it’s pathetic, isn’t it? Of all the money I make;
To watch your temper over nothing, leave you red in the face
Relax a minute. It seems as though the carpet is stuck
I can’t believe that this happening, you’ve suffered enough
It must of been intentional, because the world is picture perfect
And that’s the way you are, even underneath the surface
I’ll be the one to get you feeling better ‘bout yourself
You can take it out on me if you think it’s gonna help
I mean you of all people, tell me, where do we get off?
Of not looking up to you, as if you’re hanging on a cross
Better threaten me! You’ll see to it I’m losing job
I really love especially when there’s a problem to solve
And thanks for the harsh words, I deserve what I get
I’ll push harder next time for the carpet to stretch
Please don’t ruin my reputation or hurt my career
I even sleep in my uniform to feel like I’m here
I do appreciate your patience, I’m sorry for the wait
Whatever I can do for you, just let me know don’t hesitate
Tell me when I fix the problem that the damage was done
And look at me as if a monster is what I’ve become
As if I knew when you arrived I wanted to sabotage
Your impression of a place where the customers belong
You’re the greatest thing to happen to the world we’ll ever know
But you can count on me to get distracted by these other folks
Who can’t stop thinking ‘bout themselves either
What a treat it is to meet so many of you. Come again! It’s good to see you
[Hook]
[Verse 2]
Before you say I ruined your trip
I hope you understand, it isn’t what I wanted and quick
I get it no one gets the best of you. I’m not out to get ya
But your character is speaking loud as if it’s under pressure
For the rest of your stay I’m the key to the lock
And there’s no need to break a chain for you to see me and talk
Yet, if this is all of what takes for you to get mad
You’re tight enough to suck a brick out a wall with your ass!
Whoever told you that you’re special should win an award
Your father wasn’t making sure that the rubber was on
Cause it’s a shame I got you saying something under your breath
Shaking your head in disbelief of how I’ve treated a guest
You’re not a bully, it’s the principle. I get what you mean:
To put fear in other people ‘till they’re down on their knees;
To hold a grudge like a child holds a teddy bear
Walking with their thumb in their mouth and has to take it with ‘em everywhere
Don’t waste a second, sympathetic it’s done
I’ll be the one who’s gonna tell you to go back to having fun
I’m relieved you make it easy for the customer care
Snap your fingers if you need me, I’m already there
It really doesn’t look healthy when you’re screaming and pissed
The vein in your neck looks as if it’s making a fist!
Of course you’re right! It’s the same thing, even when you’re wrong;
But when you take advantage of it, I’ll no longer play along
When you’re pulling out your violin of how your such a victim
It’s hard for me to find any knowledge to your wisdom
If pain I’ve caused you is a serious harm
Then you must really set the bar for the rest of all
Man, take a number! I’m trying to be creative with life
And your reminding me of how it’s turning men into mice
Of only humans make mistakes, you’re not part of that crowd
You’ve got the power over someone to just push ‘em around
With how much can you take and how bad do you want it?
The quick sand you’re in is real deep at the moment
It just enables me to dwell on the fact
I won’t surrender what I have. It’s as simple as that, I’m back!
It’s just another game to play…
