[Chorus]
Who wanna? Who wanna? Who wanna?
Who wanna act like this? Wanna walk like this?
Wanna talk like this? Wanna steal my fit?
Wanna catch my drift? Who the middle man?
Who the middle man? Who the middle man?
Who wanna act like this? Wanna walk like this?
Wanna talk like this? Wanna steal my fit?
Wanna catch my drift? Who the middle man?
Who the middle man? Who the middle man?
[Verse 1]
I wanna rock like Wayne, I wanna stay in my lane
And stay from these lames, they don’t even know what they saying, scabadabadoo
I'm tryna chill with my boo, first gotta find me a boo
Then gotta find me a coupe (Wait)
I can't afford me a coupe, so I gotta do what I do and do what I do
Third gotta find me a train, flowers in the hand, thinking I'm the man
Dan is the man with a plan, Dan is the man with a (Wait)
Dan is the man-Dan was a man with a phone
Phone not in Dan hand, Dan need to go home, and he thought that he planned
Plan didn't go as planned, before date was planned
Dan wrote in his phone, don't forget your phone
And he forgot his phone, he forgot the plan
Where's State Farm when you need hands?
[Chorus]
Who wanna act like this? Wanna walk like this?
Wanna talk like this? Wanna steal my fit?
Wanna catch my drift? Who the middle man?
Who the middle man? Who the middle man?
Who wanna act like this? Wanna walk like this?
Wanna talk like this? Wanna steal my fit?
Wanna catch my drift? Who the middle man?
Who the middle man? Who the middle man?
Who wanna act like this? Wanna walk like this?
Wanna talk like this? Wanna steal my fit?
Wanna catch my drift? Who the middle man?
Who the middle man? Who the middle man?
Who wanna act like this? Wanna walk like this?
Wanna talk like this? Wanna steal my fit?
Wanna catch my drift? Who the middle man?
Who the middle man? Who the middle man?
[Verse 2]
Now Dan arrives at home, where's his home?
In the lows, where shooting people goes
And they still close, where raccoons are at night
And they will fight you if you want the smoke
Please don't want the smoke 'cause they really tote guns
Seen it with my eyes, they really break into homes
They really break into homes, now let's talk 'bout Dan
Dan left his phone in the kitchen with the rice (Wow)
What surprise, he forgot he dropped it in the toilet and the fry
"Wait, what's the time? Am I going to make it in time?
Could I still ring her line? Are we going to be just fine?
Is she going to be my dime?"
These thoughts ran through Dan's mind, as he run through these thoughts
He thought that he lost her, but he just lost his phone
And she just found his heart (Aw)
Dan stopped to help man, money out his pants
Pocket money for his date (Whoop)
That goes his day, it didn't go his way
It didn't go as planned, Dan is not the man
'Cause Dan don't got no plan, and Dan don't got no bands
But Dan don't know his plan (Plan, his plan)
[Chorus]
Who wanna act like this? Wanna walk like this?
Wanna talk like this? Wanna steal my fit?
Wanna catch my drift? Who the middle man?
Who the middle man? Who the middle man?
Who wanna act like this? Wanna walk like this?
Wanna talk like this? Wanna steal my fit?
Wanna catch my drift? Who the middle man?
Who the middle man? Who the middle man?
Who wanna act like this? Wanna walk like this?
Wanna talk like this? Wanna steal my fit?
Wanna catch my drift? Who the middle man?
Who the middle man? Who the middle man?
Who wanna act like this? Wanna walk like this?
Wanna talk like this? Wanna steal my fit?
Wanna catch my drift? Who the middle man?
Who the middle man? Who the middle man?
