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Welcome to YogLabs Lyrics by Yogscast

2015

[Intro (Spoken): Lewis & Simon]
Simon!
Yeah?
The new YogLabs employee manual is here
And I think it could be a good idea if I go through some of it with you, you know?
Sure, what's with the music?
Well, it's been proven in tests that music helps people take in information
Especially if they've just been cloned
What?
Don't worry about it!
It just covers the basics, you know
Brainwashing, thought control, the Café menu...
Café menu?
Simple stuff we all need to know, yeah?
All right, cool
[Verse 1: Lewis & Simon]
Welcome to YogLabs
The home of innovation
Where the only limit
Is your limited imagination
But sometimes things can maybe get a bit out of hand
So we've got a plan that you need to understand
Page 4 - Don't ever disturb the testificates while they're working
Oh, I might have already done that
'Cause Mandrew got out and I was chasing him
Page 7 - Don't ever go in that room that has the black door on level three
Why, what's in there?
Don't worry about it, it's fine
[Chorus: Female Testificate (Hannah)]
Come with me to YogLabs, baby
We make coffee that'll blow your cares away
Take one sip and you can't help but obey
Just ignore that death ray
[Post-Chorus (Spoken): Lewis & Simon]
So, you still with me Simon?
I think so
But Lewis, there's something bothering me
Good to hear it! Let's carry on, shall we?
[Verse 2: Lewis & Simon]
Here in YogLabs
We pioneer technology
From robot girlfriends
To goldfish bigonometry
So if you're feeling sick or experiencing anti-gravity
It could be either radiation or a ripped space time reality
Uh...
So, page 13 - If the microchip in your neck starts to itch
Don't scratch it
Microchip? What the hell Lewis, ow!
And on page 18 - in the event of incoming missiles
Please head to the bunker
Pardon? What? Missiles?
Don't worry about it!
[Chorus: Female Testificate (Hannah)]
Come with me to YogLabs, baby
We really care about your personal safety
Don't you worry about the time travel paradox
Ignore that triceratops
His name is Steve
[Verse 3 (Spoken): Lewis & Simon]
Lewis?
Yeah?
I'm a little bit worried-
It's all under control! Don't worry about it!
I don't really know...
Well, sacrifices must be made to achieve world domination
It'll all be over soon, don't worry about that abomination
[Bridge (Spoken): Lewis & Simon]
No! Nope! That's it! That's it!
I've had enough! I'll put a stop to this!
Simon!
I'm not doing what you tell me anymore!
Mandrew, stop him!
Mandrew and I are out of here!
Ah! Why is this microchip not working!
You're not the boss of me!
Simon, I'm telling you
I'm not going to do what you tell me anymore!
See, I'm going to push this button-
No, no, no, no, don't press that button!
-and there's nothing you can do to stop me!
Don't press it!
Oh...
*Explosion*
[Chorus: Female Testificate (Hannah)]
Come with me to YogLabs baby
Only one fatal incident lately
Initiate the re-building protocol
Sit back, enjoy the show
[Outro (Spoken): Lewis & Simon]
Ah... Okay, fresh clone. Simon?
Ah! Hello!
Oh! The new YogLabs employee manual has arrived
Would you like to take a look?
Credits
Yogscast

Yogscast

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