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Sargent & The Crispmunks Lyrics by Young Associates

Merry Crispmas: Vol. 3

2019

Track: “Sargent & The Crispmunks (feat. The Dan Reidy) [prod. Bri Crisp]”
Artist: Bri Crisp & The Sargent (as Young Associates)
Album: Merry Crispmas: Vol. 3
Year: 2019
[PART 1: GINGIE, JAKE WHITNEY, JON BULLIS, JEFF HOLLAND & DRO]
At the tone you may have finished record-
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Sargent, where are you?
Dude, where the fuck are you, man?
Sean?
I’m supposed to be meeting Sean…
Hello?
At the pizza parlor…
Yo, Sargent, it’s Dro man
Where the fuck are you?
Sargent, are you there?
Ugh
He said this was important
Dude, where the fuck are you, man?
Been waiting for you this whole fucking time, brother
And…
Come on
You were supposed to be here a fucking hour ago man, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Ugh, pick up
And, he’s not here and I don’t-
I don’t know why he’s not here
I’m trying to find him but he’s just…
Hello?
Hey?
I’m posted in front of, uh…
Chuck-E-Cheese
You always fucking do this man!
I don’t have time for this
Sargent!
Sargent!
Sargent!
Sargent!
Sargent!
Sargent!
SARGENT!
[PART 2: BRI CRISP, THE SARGENT & THE DAN REIDY]
Crispmas
Crispmas time is here
Time for shots
And time for beer
We've been young and we've been crisp
You all know what the season is
Locked inside the music booth
Lost outside while chewing shrooms
We can hardly stay awake
Glad Crispmas came today
Crispmas
Crispmas time is here
Time for shots
And time for beer
We've been young and we've been crisp
You all know what the season is
Locked inside the music booth
Lost outside while chewing shrooms
We can hardly stay awake
Glad Crispmas came today
We can hardly stay awake
Glad Crispmas came today
[PART 3: GINGIE]
Been waiting for you
And you’re fucking leaving us dry right now
And it’s not fucking cool
Everyone’s getting pissed at you
[PART 4: BRI CRISP & (THE SARGENT)]
And I'm off with the presents
Your bitch is getting off in my presence
Pull up with The Sargent in a car that is rented
Bars on accelerate
Margin of effort is essential to the method leaving scars on your genitals
(Accelerate
Levitate
Lift when I medicate
Shorty got that wedding cake
Need the pussy every day
Drake with the energy
Graves for my enemies
Blazing on a lemon strain
A great life ahead of me.)
Entered in a mental state it's making me afraid
Wednesday's become every day and we create every day
(I ain’t never scared
I been prepared
Workin' everyday
Know the time gon' pay.)
Hope the rhymes on flames
Kid could rhyme all day
(With Bri on stage
Every line so great.)
We rep the five-oh-eight
('Till we die, homie.)
On the grind all day
This the "why-dot-ay,"
Ay!
[PART 4: DRO, JAKE WHITNEY & GINGIE]
God damnit, man!
Where the fuck are you!?
Fuck!
Oh man
This is not gonna be good if fucking…
Bri Crisp hears about this
[PART 5: THE SARGENT & (BRI CRISP)]
I’m a mother fucking monster
Come bring the smoke like Rasta
Promise you don’t want that
See my troops and fall back
Phone rings…
No answer, no calls backs
Pimp with no cane
Put the ‘co’ in the ‘cane,’
Put the ‘pro’ in the ‘pane,’
Finna blow all day
Best to hit ‘em with the cross and the step back
Copped then turned my bag to a jet pack
(Blast off
Kid a little buzzed and I'm light-headed
Catch me posted up in a tight sweatshirt
Apply pressure
Stealing all your presents but if you leave right now then you might catch 'em
Luckily for everyone I'm a night dweller
Know no better
Show no effort
Blows as much smoke as the ozone lets ya
Leave you with the coal
Float away on propellers.)
[PART 6: JAKE WHITNEY]
Dude, where the fuck are you, man?
I’ve called you like six times
I’m posted in front of Chuck-E-Cheese like you said
Credits
Young Associates

Young Associates

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