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Epileptic Techno Lyrics by Your Favorite Martian

Generation 1

2011

[Intro: Benatar]
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[Verse 1: PuffPuff Humbert]
Chillaxing out with Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen
They want to check this new joint, Club Convulsion
We put our ass in motion
All my stupid friends rolled up and the D.J. looked like Superman, if he were homeless
And standing by the bar, douchebag was hitting on a tranny
Oh wait that's Hillary Clinton there with Dick Cheney, who was killing a kitten
I saw Shaq, Jack Black and J-Lo
I even saw that one guy from that one show
I saw alcoholic Jews and fat truckers
And Oprah was there like: "I'm Oprah, fucker!"
And everything was good until the second
Homeless Superman put on this record
I stood there with my friends and the Olsen Twins
As he spins everybody had convulsions
[Chorus: Benatar]
Dance, dance, dance like you're having a seizure
Move, move, move like you're having a fit
Shake, shake, shake, this is causing a spasm
Epileptic Techno
[Post-Chorus: Benetar]
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[Verse 2: PuffPuff Humbert]
Now I ain't tryna disrespect epileptics
But the music he played made the place go hectic
The speakers on the deck became disconnected
All the alcoholic Jews were suddenly naked
I felt my muscles expand and contract
I passed out on the dance floor laying on my back
Reality started fading, cutting in and out
I woke up when an Olsen Twin threw up in my mouth
And we were hoping we could leave at our leisure
But the whole fucking theater was having a seizure
Except Oprah, the music didn't touch her
Still standing hard, "I'm Oprah, fucker!"
I saw the DJ loading another disc
With most of the party still foaming at the lips
I grabbed my friends and headed for the exit
When Homeless Superman started spinning that next hit
[Chorus: Benatar]
Dance, dance, dance like you're having a seizure
Move, move, move like you're having a fit
Shake, shake, shake. This is causing a spasm
Epileptic Techno
[Post-Chorus: Benetar]
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[Verse 3: PuffPuff Humbert]
We woke up once again from a seizure
I wiped Mary-Kate's vomit from my T-Shirt
We slid out the back like greased-up butter
We saw Oprah there, "I'm Oprah, fucker!"
We made it out alive, boo-yah!
We all stood around like:
"What are we going to do now?"
We picked a new club. What'd we get?
We somehow rolled up to Club Tourette's?
The music there gave everyone a tick
And every time it played the whole place would twitch
And shift and switch and bitch and talk shit like:
Ass, barf, barf, ass, barf, piss
Barf, piss, ass, ass, barf
Barf, piss, ass, ass, piss
We ran away like a jet propulsion
Man, I guess we'll go back to Club Convulsion
[Bridge: Benatar]
Dance, dance, dance like you're having a seizure
Epileptic Techno, Epileptic Techno
Oh-oh no not having a seizure
Epileptic Techno, Epileptic Techno
Dance, dance, dance like you're having a seizure
Epileptic Techno, Epileptic Techno
Oh-oh no not having a seizure
Epileptic Techno, Epileptic Techno
[Outro: Puff Puff Humbert]
"Y'all little bastards, thought y'all knew Oprah!
Don't make me come over there and fuck you!"
Credits
Your Favorite Martian

Your Favorite Martian

About “Epileptic Techno” by Your Favorite Martian

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