(MC Angel) Hey kids, welcome to the number song You may be wondering like Is this even cool at all? Well i’m here to tell you That its awesome and you Really should be listening We leaving yun head in the Dust and we be glistening I bought shrek twinkies Off of walmart I saved like 2 bucks Now I’m feeling super smart I’m skateboarding you can Call me bart simpson I’m awesome so you can Call me {insert name here} Call me 13 cuz I just got Groomed by the discord mod Grooming is not a joke- I can say whatever I Want I am based! This old lady just Slapped me in the face I don’t know why you're running this isn't a race! 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 Why? Ok fine I just burnt my toast now I’m feeling super sad… Bouta sent a GIF that Says cry about it (Random) Bitch I just took out a copy Of nightmare of living dummy I really love this bitch So I ended up rubbing her tummy I’m so cool I didn't ended up Writing lyrics to make this I Might actually bass boost this Hold on (demonic noise) I told sadboynoah to give me A blumpkin Holy shit I think I forgot about The blumpkin (OH NO) You don’t get me I’m Making songs with CKT If you don’t get that reference I apart of COOL KIDS TABLE! Remember? Attention I am so cool! I like to port up my juul So nobody can take it please I beat my cock to get better I barely found out my Goldfish HAD CHEDDAR! For 13 years I was a Bedwetter I’m high of crack I got Chief blenders This beat was produced by MC Angel! I know a girl named angel My parts over now by! (Yung almond) I love KFC it is very yummy It is very tasty and it fills My tummy It took her a month to Respond that is very funny Might go outside but It is very sunny But I don’t care because I don't have that much money But my name is yung almond And I have lots of money She hop slots and she be Bouncing like a bunny Pancakes are better than waffles (CHA$E BANK) AYE! 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 AYE! 21 22 23 24 25 26! (Minty) Put my dick in the waffle Iron Eat it like its toast Put my kids in the adoption house That's just how it goes What the fuck this smells like toes (slurp, *Moans*) Hit the whip and the nae nae That bitch look like pepe When I saw your girl She was saying “Oh hey!” Fuck Mr. butters, HES GAY! Damn shawty what the fuck? (earth) 1 2 3 4 5 She got a big booty! Wait Is her name Judy? I like pizza I’m an Italiano I’m the earth, am I round Or flat, honestly who really knows AYO! lets start a Minecraft SMP Holdup don't we have one already Where the fucks this going? I don't even know Wait, what comes after 5? (Kayke) (bri'ish speaking) (sxdboynoah) I ate some pizza today just thought you should know I get no pussy I don't fuck hoes If I had a chance, I'd fuck kayke tho I busted my balls made my nuts explode I write shitty lyrics you can call me Yun almond I found Sarah cheangs insta and decided to stalk it Man she's so fucking hot My dad tried to kiss me I said "I think not" Easy peasy squeeze my lemons (Gill) I have to be quiet or else my dad will beat my ass If my dad beats my ass, I won't be able to record For MrRandomHere's number song If I don't record I won't be on the song (nope) If i'm not on the song I might think about my life choices (I will) If I think about my life choices, I'll get crippling depression (I will) If I get crippling depression I'll commit suicide (Birchul) 5 6 7 8 I can't get a fucking date 1 2 3 4 Fuck that bitch and close that door Yun Almond almost ate some cake That bitch gave me a fucking wait Think I almost met my fate My music always shows up late I just want a fucking mate In my room I Masterbate Traveling to Ohio state I met a chick her name was kate Went on a date I'm super strait Might get involved with real-estate Holy fuck her age was 8! (Buttxrz) I don't like beaners all they do is make me throw up I'm down bad cuz I go to the gay strip club 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 Thats how many beaners jumped off a- AND MRRANDOM IS ONE OF THEM! Get it? Cuz he's a mexican! Don't even get my started about the nigga named minty Don't worry guys Zai gave me the N word pass Imma log on to zoom and shoot up my zoom class! (Jaisea) I have a water gun and I shoot it, blast blast (bang bang) Dang I stayed up all night and now I have to go to class (ahhhhhhhh) I don't like orange slices cuz they be all sticky (ew) I you were to get me baby wipes I wouldn't be so picky (please) I got the drip! Gucci, Louis, Supreme Did you just call me poor? I don't even know what that means (ICE ICE) Beans beans, the magic fruit Pull up on me and yo I'm finna shoot I gotta half pipe and I like to skateboard (crash) I like surfing but then I fall old and wash up on shore (loser) Hit em with the beyblades, let it rip! Did I already mention that I got infinite DRIP? (drip) Hop in my whip, skirt skirt and I'm gone (gone) I need some cash so I'm mowing the lawn (lawn) Sike just kidding, I already told you I'm rich (rich) Do what I say or get thrown in a ditch (ditch (MC Angel) As you may already know I need you help finding the funny
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