[Intro]
Mm
Shit, fuck (What? What?)
Haha (What?)
Oh man, my boy Shadow and Miz (What? Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Y’all bitches, but you still homies (Woo-hoo)
Anyways, lemme start this shit (What?)
Turn me up (Yeah)
[Pre-Chorus]
Motherfucker, stop hiding behind them emojis (Ayo, is that X on the beat?)
You know you a femboy in private (Private)
Acting like you ain't, quite the bluffing (Yeah, What?)
Ima shove a stick up your asshole (What? What?)
Listen buddy boy, I don’t eat meat (Aye, pop off)
I only cook beef, you a bitch boy (Bitch boy)
Tired of you eating humans (Man’s)
Ima call my nigga Sasuke (Sasuke)
[Chorus]
Miz, Ima need you to stop burning shit (What? What?)
Burnt ass noodles, lookin’ like a worm (Go)
Remember that time you had a photoshoot? (What?)
Me and my boy, Fireman Sam (Fireman Sam)
Noodles on fire, pot on fire (Yeah, yeah)
You can't even make, fuckin’ lava cakes (You can't even make, fuckin’ lava cakes)
Ima just need you to put the pan down (Uh huh)
Oh right, it doesn’t exist (It doesn’t exist)
[Verse 1]
Shadow my boy, you lookin like a fish (Go, go)
Ima turn you into a motherfucking dish (Sushi)
Swish swish, oh yea bitch (Bitch)
This a motherfuckin’ diss, lemme get back to this (What? Uh huh)
Why the fuck are you a bitch? (Bitch)
Acting like my pet fish (Fish)
I’m not fucking new to this (This)
Ima put yo fuckin ass down bitch (Bitch)
Uh, yeah. You closeted queer (What? Queer)
[Interlude]
Like, listen listen (Uh huh)
I know this is only a diss song meant for fuckin’ uh, (Yeah)
Woman Lovers and what not (Diss track)
But listen, listen (Lovers)
I just have to come for my man Squid, okay? (Diss track)
I just can’t resist it, okay? (Woman Lovers, Embarrassing Pic Takers)
Let me just diss Squid this once (Yeah, yeah)
Okay, here we go (Go)
[Verse 2]
Squid, you motherfucking flop ass bitch (What?)
Ima just throw your ass into the sea (What?)
If you can’t swim, rest in peace (Rest in peace)
Them flop ass tweets, can’t save you now (Can’t save you now)
Jack should’ve kept your ass suspended (Yeah)
Didn’t you cheat on your pillow with a bed? (Didn’t you cheat on your pillow with a bed?)
Don’t fucking test me, I’ll report you (What? What?)
Just like you did to me, you sus ass squid (Sus ass)
[Verse 3]
Rianna, you kinda look like a tiara (What? Go)
Don’t make me fuck around and call you Sillianna (Sillianna)
Wormasho, yea, you remind me of a nacho (Nacho)
Ima turn you into a libra concho (Libra concho)
Eva, why don’t you go talk to Max again? (What?)
I heard you’re into furries (Yeah)
Furry x Furry (Haha)
King, oops, I meant ‘Mr. BigMoney’ (Go)
That’s all Ima say cause I could never diss you (Go, go, go)
[Bridge]
Back to Miz, you should cook ramen (What? Yeah)
Wait, you don’t know to drain it
Remember the time you spilled ramen? (Uh, uh)
Or when you were gonna season it with Cheerios? (Yeah)
You say you can cook, yet, you burn shit? (Yeah, yeah)
Dawg, Ima need you to step out the kitchen (What? Yeah)
You also exploded your microwave (What?)
Gordon would be very mad at you (What? Go)
[Chorus]
Miz, Ima need you to stop burning shit (Go)
Burnt ass noodles, lookin’ like a worm (Lookin’ like a worm)
Remember that time you had a photoshoot? (Photoshoot)
Me and my boy, Fireman Sam (Fireman Sam)
Noodles on fire, pot on fire (Yeah, go)
You can't even make, fuckin’ lava cakes (Fuckin’ lava cakes)
Ima just need you to put the pan down (What?)
Oh right, it doesn’t exist (It doesn’t exist)
[Outro]
Oh my god
That shit was too fire
I outdid myself yet again, like always
I don’t know-
Like, I don’t know what y’all expect
I’m like- I’m like that nigga
You cannot stop me, I’m just that nigga
I outdo myself every time
You guys are-
I’m that nigga, I’m so-
I’m so fucking good at this, I’m that nigga
