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The Flyest Dutchman Lyrics by Yung César

The Return of César

2022

[Intro]
(cxsar)
Victory screech, ololololololololololololol!
[Hook: Yung César]
They call me César, but I don’t eat salad
Bitch make me cum, so you know that she valid
Fuck on her mom, I hit like a mallet
And all these faggots just gonna allow it
[Verse 1: Yung César]
Patchy the Pirate be sucking me cock
Yarr, yarr, matey, no strap with the Glock
Wanna see kids?, just look for the sock
Show up with gang and I fly with the flock
You know I’m white, but I’m still gettin’ play
Take all the women, you know I’m not gay
Sandy be suckin’ in all different ways
And SpongeBob can get it, he know what to say
But you know I fuck on IRL bitches too
Hittin’ it once and then I am through
Sit on the toilet, I’m takin’ a poo
Then I wipe with a brand new shoe
[Interlude: Yung César]
So, Mr. Dutchman, it says you have been convicted of many crimes
Throughout thе past couple months, you’ve committed sеveral murders
Including those of orphans
As much as I think I should give you a sentence for life
Damn, bro, you lookin’ fly as fuck
[Verse 2: Yung César]
The Flyest Dutchman, yeah, he lookin’ real cute
The bitches all want him, not tryna dispute
Dick in they mouth and down in the shoe
You know you find semen, yo, Pony, what’s new?
[Verse 3: Lil Pony]
What’s new, what’s new, I don’t fuckin’ know, bro
Cum in your girl’s mouth, it’s lookin’ like a snow globe
Lost my suit, I’m lookin’ like Frozone
Fuck yo bitch, I gotta hit the [?]
It’s Pony and César, we are best buddies
Fucking your bitch, I’m wearin’ a onesie
She play with my balls like it is Rugby
Wait, she’s a man and I am still cumming
No, bro, I don’t wanna suck you
Your ass was fat and I just fucked it
Wait, am I gay now?, I don’t wanna be gay
I don’t wanna be gay
I just wanna get paid
I promise I thought it was a woman
That’s sad, bro, I just fucked a dude, bro, uh
Yo, [?], hear me out, dude, don’t tell anyone we did this and we’re safe, alright?
[Hook: Yung César]
They call me César, but I don’t eat salad
Bitch make me cum, so you know that she valid
Fuck on yo sister, I hit like a mallet
All these fags are just gonna allow it?
[Verse 4: Yung César]
Ya mom blow me, then I see her on the hub
2 days later, she be fuckin’ in the club
Pussy’s so raw, yeah, you know it need a scrub
So get your fat ass in the muthafuckin’ tub
I’m countin’ my bands with no hands
While I do my dance, put you in a trance
Cause you seein’ the feature of meme rap here
“Goddamnit, Bobby, go grab me a beer”
The Flyest Dutchman’s still suckin’ me off
Next day, he saw me still at her [?]
Hit on my balls like a game of golf
And I’m feelin’ like the Rock cause we finna have a face-off
[Outro: Yung César]
This one goes out to all my boys in Coom Squad, I love y’all
The Flying Dutchman will forever be suckin’ me off
Na-na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-
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Yung César

Yung César

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"The Flyest Dutchman" appears on "The Return of César" in 2022.

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