[Verse 1]
Wallet too fat, I can't carry cash
My FICO too high to not use that
Put an 8 in my credit, got lots of leverage
Liquidity more than I had planned
I ain't an advisor but I know the vocab
No financial advice, know we never do that
Feeling like Buffet, Burry, and Taleb
Portfolio made me a maniac
I'mma tell you what's good and what's due
Been diligent in my rounds
She wanna start up, I wanna get down
From Seed to Stage, IPO out
One day my net worth 'came a house
One day my net worth 'came a yacht
One day my net worth 'came too much to put into words what I even bought
[Chorus]
I'm vested in stocks
I'm vested in props
I'm vested in crops
I'm vеsted in drugs
I'm vested in housеs surrounding me and businesses with balances
That are worth more than the palaces
Please tell me where the value is
I'll pass ya an allowance cause I'm vestin' like a VC Fund
Whole lotta blues in my AUM
You wanna talk Ms, multiply that by the thousands
Ain't running out of accountants
So many that I account them
Start businesses and buy them too
Show me where you got revenue
I'll cop a share or several
I'm vestin' in what's successful
[Verse 2]
B Hathaway, wanted one from the jump
First job at 15, was upping my funds
Was keeping it lean, sticking to my guns
Ain't have a choice, nowhere to run
Word around town the first hundreds a bitch
Gotta pull those sleeves up and get down in the trenches
Dealing deliveries, favors, and weed
Until COVID came packin’, supply chain was freezing
You ain't get no help, ain't no options till you well
Get the product down then scale, you ain't listen, you gon' fail
Ain't listen then you miss, then you face the consequences
Ain't guaranteed to hit, ain't no rewards without riskin’
[Chorus]
I'm vested in stocks
I'm vested in props
I'm vested in crops
I'm vested in drugs
I'm vested in houses surrounding me and businesses with balances
That are worth more than the palaces
Please tell me where the value is
I'll pass ya an allowance cause I'm vestin' like a VC Fund
Whole lotta blues in my AUM
You wanna talk Ms, multiply that by the thousands
Ain't running out of accountants
So many that I account them
Start businesses and buy them too
Show me where you got revenue
I'll cop a share or several
I'm vestin' in what's successful
[Verse 3]
I acquire the capital
Honestly ain't much to me they say that I'm a natural
I won't quit, I won't fail, yeah I just got past the last hurdle
Only time will tell whether my process is masterful
I look at the glass half full
My pitch is immaculate
Got Questions, I'mma run right through 'em like a track star who is at the sprint
Investors lapping it up, signed the SAFE fund with no asterisks
Trade equity for runway, I ain't got no need to ask for tips
These funds don't raise themselves, You wanna split more, then you gon' ask for it
MVP delivered by the MVP
That's me, That's me
Stripe and PayPal providing the flows
DO VMs got me sailing the seas
I'm on YC and applying to angels in groups where executives been hanging out
This is a notice to all the investors who shoot for 10x returns without a doubt
[Chorus]
I'm vested in stocks
I'm vested in props
I'm vested in crops
I'm vested in drugs
I'm vested in houses surrounding me and businesses with balances
That are worth more than the palaces
Please tell me where the value is
I'll pass ya an allowance cause I'm vestin' like a VC Fund
Whole lotta blues in my AUM
You wanna talk Ms, multiply that by the thousands
Ain't running out of accountants
So many that I account them
Start businesses and buy them too
Show me where you got revenue
I'll cop a share or several
I'm vestin' in what's successful
