[Intro]
Hahahahahahaha!
Cyfal
[Verse 1: Yung Roofie]
You know I want a loli for christmas
You know I got that shit up on my wishlist
You know I do that shit without consent, bitch
That’s why I’m Yung Roofie, you know I slip shit, aye!
Don’t give a fuck if she like four
Still gonna fuck if she knock on my door
Know she’s gonna be like a good whore
Givin’ her a bit of money cause she like poor
Walkin’ around like on the street
You know Stiff Rick be up on this beat
You know he spittin’, it finna be heat
I’m gettin’ a loli to look at her feet
Don’t give a fuck if she like four
Even if the police come knock on my door
I kill them, then go back to fuckin’ her more
Call me like daddy, now he’s a good whore
You know like Kari the best imouto
Everytime I don’t fuck her, I’m gettin’ like FOMO
I’m protectin’ her from like all the homos
I’m beatin’ her pussy up like I’m on dojo
Everytime she moan, I’m gettin’ like mojo
I’m usin’ my powers like my name the JoJo
[Interlude: Yung Stiff Rick]
Damn, nigga, you ain’t even finished yo verse yet
I guess I’ll go, aye!
[Verse 2: Yung Stiff Rick]
Got the clip lookin’ banana, huh?
I’ll nut in yo sock, call me santa, yuh
Then I might rawdog yo grandma, damn
Old money just like my grandpa, gang
You postin’ these stupid ass niggas who cloutchase
Place my fish hook inside her like Maui
Slap her with my cock, had her sayin’ owee
She gave me road head, then I crashed my Audi
My tip is so red just like Rudolph’s nose
My nut like the snow while I’m doin’ some coke
She cannot talk cause my dick’s in her throat
Fuckin’ an elf and I’m deep in it’s holes
I be steady eatin’ Saint Nick’s ass
Danny Devito, I snort so much crack
I got so much cheese, but I ain’t a rat (Snitch!)
He fuck with the kid, he get turned to a MAP (Pedo nigga!)
North Pole bestiality, dick down a reindeer
He took all my presents, put it in the Grinch’s rear
Have Mrs. Claus jack me off, it’s the best time of the year
Got this drip on me like some fuckin’ Everclear, nigga
[Verse 3: IHYSpider]
Got coal from Santa, now I’m fuckin’ him in the bum
I pulled up on Mrs. Claus and I made her cum
My wrist is cold just like the North Pole
I got Santa a buttplug, yeah, it was made out of coal
Pull up on Santa and he’s sucking on my dick
Call me Lightning McQueen cause I finish pretty quick, aye!
I got the second best verse after Rick
I hate when females tell me to suck on their dick
Because there is nothing located there
I would rather suck on their pussy hair
Beat my dick with a frying pan
Steal lyrics, I need a band
Shoutout to my pookie Yann, he helped me with these lyrics
And if you say we’re dating, yeah, it’s true
When I pull up on him, his balls turn blue
I suck on his balls until they turn red
I got hate comin’ from AMIR2SPED
Like what the fuck? I thought we were friends
Yann is green, he looks like alien Ben
[Interlude: IHYSpider & JReenjia]
Guys, please help me, Rick locked me in his basement
And him and Yann are gangbangin’ me and recordin’ this
Like please, they’re running out of lube, please
It’s gonna be dry soon, please help me
(It’s lit!)
[Verse 4: JReenjia]
Chillin’ with Mrs. Claus, fuck her in her asshole (Aye!)
People say that I will never pull up in the North Pole (I'm gon’ pull up!)
Do not give a fuck, finna pull up to Santa Claus (Aye!)
And then after that, I’mma fuck him in the ass, pause (Yuh!)
Do not mean that in a weird way, meant that in a sexual way (Yuh!)
People say that I am gay, bitch, I don’t go that way
Do not give a fuck if I fuck all the elves (Don't give a fuck!)
With their little pussy holes, I’ll put them on the shelf, yuh (Whip ‘em!)
Collecting all of them, uh, collecting all of them, uh
Make them into my little slaves and fuck them (Huah!)
Uh, do not give a fuck if they call me names (Don't care!)
People say that I will never go and get some fame
Well, guess what, bitch, I’m freestylin’ from the top of my dome (Yeah!)
I am Santa Claus the way I break inside yo home (JFK assassination!)
Not inside of presents or toys or gifts (Yuh!)
I’mma go up to your bedroom and then you’re gonna take this dick
Do not give a fuck if you said “oh, please, pull it out” (Don’t beg, bitch!)
Guess what, bitch, I do not give a shit, I’m ‘boutta cum
Right out of yo asshole, spray it on yo face
People say that I will never be second place
Well, guess what, spitting shit from my dick (My dick!)
Yuh, yo bitch suckin’ on my dick (*slobbering sounds*)
Yuh, Mrs. Claus got old pussy lips (Pfft!)
Yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh (Yo, take this to Mrs. Claus, bitch!)
[Verse 5: PLVGUE! & Kemp]
Finger my butt and I’m hard right on Chaturbate
Give me some yogurt, I need it to masturbate
Baby, it’s Saturday, whippin’ my batter, aye
Candy cane flavored dick right in yo ass, lil’ bae
Fuckin’ Miss Claus, yeah, I love me a GILF
Rudolph red tip got my penis real built
Poppin’ a present like poppin’ a seal
Count up the green, december on my bills
Ornament shards in my ass, make it red
Spankin’ my booty while givin’ some head
I’m ‘boutta fuck her in my Minecraft bed
Eggnog lactation out my nips
Baby, I’m sick, baby, I’m sick, baby, I’m sick (Ye!)
Suck on my dick, suck on my dick, suck on my dick (Yah, yessir!)
(Woo!)
[Verse 6: Kemp]
Candy cane in my urethra, posture corrector
Yeah, my little brother got the haircut of Vector
Yeah, I’m a present cause I got the rapping (Yes!)
Eat that brown snow cause an elf was crapping
Everybody in *censored* is deranged
And everybody else on the song is gay
Gumdrop buttons, big meaty mutton
And we’ll be creaming in the snow for all the day (For real!)
Stripping on a pole, wish it was north (Yessir!)
Need more money and presents, henceforth (Yuh!)
I am broke, all the minors just cope
Frick orange people, no strand of hope (Yuh!)
[Verse 7: Lil Baking Soda]
Sippin’ on that lean-nog
I make them bitches cream, dog
Got Santa's little helper on my waist
And a case, that's clean, gone
When she ride the sleigh
I tell her do that shit my way or else I kick her out today
Bitch, you not welcome and you not my bae
Wrappin’ up my rounds, givin’ gifts all around
Yo bitch, who I pound, I don't fuck with your sound
And for twelve days of christmas, my sidepiece gave to me
Twelve backshots, eleven reach-arounds
Ten venus mounds, nine more rounds
Eight creampies, seven minutes in heaven
69, five golden rims
Four more hours, three more nights
Two honey packs and a baddie under the tree
Yo bitch rockin’ up and down on my christmas tree
Give her dick as a present cause this dick ain't free
