“Hershey Trees”
[Verse 1: Schlong Johnson]
Uh, me and some niggas pulling up for your dick
Pop my booty pimples, yeah I'm ready for dick
Anal penetration was abrasive
Forgot to wipe, my booty stinking your dick
Dreams of living like transgenders do
Back when being transgender wasn't cool
I sucked Tyrone then threw up on his clothes
That's when that Mortal Kombat theme came on
Astroglide in my ass for your dick
Parked the car then I start grinding your dick
Gave him a kiss because he looking fine
He slurps his cum right out of my behind
I can't have made you cum that easy, you dick
I sucked you off before you nutted, you dick
Just blew a load in your mama's car
Now suck my penis ‘cause it's really hard
[Chorus: Schlong Johnson]
He gonna fuck my booty, until it's blue
Which position do you want to do?
Everybody covers me in splooge
But the cum inside of my bum leaks forever
(The cum inside of my bum leaks forever)
And I’ve been sucking all day, no foreplay, with my bae
On my stomach, I'mma lay, let him play
Hershey trees is the perfect place to sit
‘Cause I like just how it feels
[Post-Chorus: Schlong Johnson]
My booty might, tickle your penis, like just how it feels
My booty might fart on them niggas that you slept with, like just how it feels
My booty might leak on your ballsack, like just how it feels
My booty might leave your penis covered in chocolate, like just how it feels
[Verse 2: Schlong Johnson]
Dream of living like transgenders do
Sucking dick-sized planets to dick molecules
I'm being straddled by my homie
He licked me up and down my ass and all
Don't got a car so he's riding my dick
Back at his house I swallowed till I was sick
He smacked my ass ‘cause I'm being bad
But when I shitted he got really mad
My bootyhole will never be the same
He rubs my belly just to ease the pain
Pulls out my butt and now my booty squirting
My hands are tired, so my mouth is jerking
Handstand while I'm sucking your dick
Can't get a grippy ‘cause my booty too thick
This the gay lifestyle that he never knew
We drenched in sweat like it's the Waterloo
[Chorus: Schlong Johnson]
He gonna fuck my booty, until it's blue
Which position do you want to do?
Everybody covers me in splooge
But the cum inside of my bum leaks forever
(The cum inside of my bum leaks forever)
And I’ve been sucking all day, no foreplay, with my bae
On my stomach, I'mma lay, let him play
Hershey trees is the perfect place to sit
‘Cause I like just how it feels
[Post-Chorus:: Schlong Johnson]
My booty might, tickle your penis, like just how it feels
My booty might fart on them niggas that you slept with, like just how it feels
My booty might leak on your ballsack, like just how it feels
My booty might leave your penis covered in chocolate, like just how it feels
[Bridge: YZ Aubergine]
Be the last one out to stretch the hole? No way!
Sex without you swallowing my load? No way!
In the sheets with an empty throat? No way!
In the meat, with foreskin unrolled? No way!
Be the last one out to stretch the hole? No way!
Sex without you swallowing my load? No way!
In the sheets, with an empty throat? No way!
In the meat, with foreskin unrolled? No way!
[Verse: YZ Aubergine]
Picture YZ hunting pockets, with them magnets, stealing cockrings
Crucifixion on the boxsprings
Amsterdam, we window shopping
Flip him over, boner dripping
Stuffing rectum on Thanksgiving
My homeboy gave dome in prison
I just know the soap was slipping
Ballsack dangle to my shoes, every day I’m juggling
What else is the doc to do when my nuts swole like two pufferfish?
Gotta throat the whole damn neighbourhood
Semen flow right down the drains, bitch
‘Cause I stomp the hole and I bang ‘em cheeks, just like a parade, bitch!
Drop that work up in the bushes, stalk until the neighbours pass
If they do, tell the truth, that’s the last time they might see their ass
From the foreskin where the tip ain’t cut, we stretch into a hood
Bitches selling pussy, while we splinter thugs with morning wood
Broken penises, snap your cock and then hand you vicodin
Naked with our dogs hanging out, but not talking Michael Vick
In the sheets slaying keister up to the first degree
Doo doo all on my penis, now it’s a Hershey Tree!
[Chorus: Schlong Johnson]
He gonna fuck my booty, until it's blue
Which position do you want to do?
Everybody covers me in splooge
But the cum inside of my bum leaks forever
(The cum inside of my bum leaks forever)
And I’ve been sucking all day, no foreplay, with my bae
On my stomach, I'mma lay, let him play
Hershey trees is the perfect place to sit
‘Cause I like just how it feels
[Post-Chorus:: Schlong Johnson]
My booty might, tickle your penis, like just how it feels
My booty might fart on them niggas that you slept with, like just how it feels
My booty might leak on your ballsack, like just how it feels
My booty might leave your penis covered in chocolate, like just how it feels
