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The Ballad of William Lyrics by Team Clutch

2023

[Verse 1: CTN Cum Collector, Kolossal]
There was an old Caucasian man
For the “Super-O”, he’d lend a hand
Sherrod thought to himself that this was cool, yeah
For surely he would seize his prize
He wanted to meet with an older guy
When they’d get done, he’d holler “I love William”!
[Chorus: CTN Cum Collector, Kolossal]
I love William
I love William
I love William
I love William
[Verse 2: YZ Aubergine]
Sherrod sent Will a message through
And they discussed just what they would do
And shortly after that, he was en route, yeah
Sherrod arrived to William’s place
A devilish smile crept across his face
Then William beckoned Roddy to come over
[Chorus: YZ, Kolossal]
Naughty William
Naughty William
Naughty William
Naughty William
[Verse 3: Kolossal]
Sherrod was nervous and took a seat
Then they tuned into Quantum Leap
And suddenly their clothes were all removed, yeah
Will said “if you’re horny, I’m horny too!
If you don’t mind, let’s go to the room”!
Sherrod gave him a nod to gayly screw him
[Chorus: Kolossal, YZ]
Then he flipped him
Penis gripped him
Anally licked him
He put the tip in…
[Verse 4: Kolossal]
Sherrod and William had ED
They hung their heads in pure defeat
Sherrod was traumatised and called an Uber
Violated and hurt inside
Sherrod went home to the bath and cried
He bellowed to the Heavens, “I hate William”!
[Chorus: Kolossal, YZ]
I HATE WILLIAM!
I HATE WILLIAM!
I HATE WILLIAM!
I HATE WILLIAM!
I HATE WILLIAM! (Oh yeah!)
I HATE WILLIAM! (Oh yeah, yeah!)
I HATE WILLIAM (Mm… One last time, yeah!)
I HATE WILLIAM!
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