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The Kraken Lyrics by Zack Scott (2)

2020

[Verse 1]
Yo Captain! What's happenin’? What's crackin'?
I’m Zack and I'm glad that I'm back, reporting for duty
My uniform may not conform to the regs
My shorts are worn down over my legs
Quit laughin', It's fashion; I'm saggin'
And actually I'm asking you to ignore my booty
I perform bad if I don’t look hip
My shorts gotta drag to the floor of the ship
The captain looked mad, maybe taken a-back
But that’s when I heard a wave and a crash
I tripped and fell, landed flat on my back
The ship's hull swelled as I faded to black
[Hook]
O Captain! My Captain! Yo, what the heck happened?
I’m gasping for air and I do not know what happened
I looked to water and stared in awe
At the largest monster I ever saw!
O Captain! My Captain! we gotta go faster!
The Kraken's attackin' and this is a disaster!
Then I looked down. The captain was dead
Flat on the ground, smashed to the deck!
[Verse 2]
I grabbed the captain's cap, put it on my head
The crew knew that the old cap was dead
But who knew that the new dude —
Straight from YouTube could act as captain instead
Listen up crew, I’m Captain Zack
The news is true. The Kraken's back
We can't hang loose, we can't relax
Here's what we do: Prepare to attack!
Man the cannons, load them with lead
Send a spotter up the crow's nest
Bail water over the edge
Sail harder or we'll all be dead!
[Hook]
Faster! Faster! We gotta go faster!
The Kraken's attackin' and this is a disaster!
This cephalopod thinks he owns the sea
And I pray to God that may never be!
Faster! Faster! We gotta go faster!
The Kraken's attackin' and this is a disaster!
He killed our captain and he's not sorry
So we'll make some calamari
[Bridge: Zack Scott & Ashleysmash]
Hey, I'm-I'm on a boat and the guys keep saying words like "aft." which way's aft?
Aft is towards the stern
Well, which way's the stern?
[Hook]
Faster! Faster! We gotta go faster!
The Kraken's attackin' and this is a disaster!
He broke our mast like a total clown
So we gotta row fast or we're going down!
Gotta go faster! Gotta go faster!
The Kraken's attackin' and this is a disaster!
Tentacles lashing like a whip
Crashing into our sinking ship
Gotta go faster! Gotta go faster!
Gotta go faster! This is a disaster!
If we never see dry land again
May God forgive us of our sins!
Credits
Zack Scott (2)

Zack Scott (2)

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