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Baby Phat Lyrics by ZDoggMD

2014

[Intro: On-Screen Text]
Medical rap legend ZDoggMD once struggled with childhood obesity
Only his muffin-top remains
This is his story
[Intro]
M-M-M-my
P-P-P-pie!
M-M-M-my
P-P-P-pie!
[Verse 1: Parents & Doctor]
We need to feed him, he's so skinny can't you see?
But ants will swarm his diaper cause there's sugar in his pee
(they love it)
We feed him junk food 'cause it always make him smile
But high blood pressure medicine might really cramp his style
[Pre-Chorus 1: Parents & Doctor]
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh
Oh oh oh oh, oh oh
When he says please, we feed him Mickey D's
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh
Oh oh oh oh, oh oh
You'll super-size the stress on his knees
[Chorus 1: Parents]
Won't eat fruits, won't eat greens
He just can't lose this baby phat
(It's not blubber, he's got big bones)
Stop his juice? But he screams!
Why can't he lose this baby phat?
(Just a problem with his hormones)
[Post-Chorus]
B-B-B-Baby phat, B-B-Baby phat
M-M-M-my
B-B-B-Baby phat, B-B-Baby phat
[Verse 2: Kid & Doctor]
Active play, nutrition, and your genes all play a role
All those healthy snacks just never fill my donut hole
Michelle Obama says that you should play outside
But I'm not going anywhere until they fix my ride
[Pre-Chorus 2: Kid & Doctor]
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh
Oh oh oh oh, oh oh
Get off your bum, go out have fun
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh
Oh oh oh oh, oh oh
I'll get up soon as SpongeBob is done
[Chorus 2: Kid & Dad]
I work out, I work out, just watch me play my Mario Kart
Highest score in his age bracket
I'll eat fruit, I'll eat sprouts, as long as they are dipped in lard
One fruit serving in this packet
[Post-Chorus]
B-B-B-Baby phat, B-B-Baby phat
M-M-M-my
B-B-B-Baby phat, B-B-Baby phat
[Verse 3: ZDoggMD]
We should show you that we love you
Kiss and hug you
Stead of shovin' Egg McMuffins
Down your pie hole, cut the juice out, then break the fresh fruit out
Parents should model good behavior
Cut the screen time get active
No excuses excuses
For junk in our kids cabooses
[Outro]
B-B-B-Baby phat, B-B-Baby phat
B-B-B-Baby phat, B-B-Baby phat
[Outro: On-Screen Text]
(ZDoggMD.com)
Although he once shopped in the "husky boys" section of Mervyn's, ZDoggMD overcame
Here's how your child can, too
Ditch the juices, sugary soda, and sports drinks
H2O is the way to go, yo!
Fruits and vegetables should make up about half of a child's plate
The plate should make up the other half. (We're kidding)
Kids should get at least an hour of physical activity a day
Chasing the ice-cream truck? Totally counts
And their screen time (TV, video games, mobile devices) should be limited to around an hour
Except for ZDoggMD videos
Which should totally be prohibited
Credits
ZDoggMD

ZDoggMD

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