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Culture of Certainty Lyrics by Zero Patience Productions

Zero Patience

1994

My passion for discovery
Has led me near and far
From Mecca, Medina, Brazil, and Zanzibar
I speak forty languages, I've written fifty books
My friends include witch doctors, scientists, and crooks
My translations of six classics are thought the very best
Both my Sutra and my Nights passed the titillation test
I detailed the mating habits of a dozen different tribes
And shocked old stuffy England with my studies of cock size
Victorians were Cartesian, they revered the intellectual
They wished to know the world, but recoiled from matters sexual
What's the point of all the facts when you censor out the crude
My scientific searches were dismissed as low and lewd
[Chorus]
Let's all be empiricists
Victors of the brain
Through our wit and brilliance
Know the world again
We'll classify and label
And find the answers out
A culture of certainty
Will banish every doubt
A culture of certainty
Will banish every doubt
[Spoken]
Dick, I don't think-
Geography has mapped every river, every glade
Yet we still have much to learn
About the mystery of AIDS
Let's explore this foreign body, learn the customs of its cells
Classify its nooks and crannys
Pull its chains and ring its bells
We will never find a cure
Til we isolate the source
Once we know where it came from
We can kill it off by force
What's the origin of this virus?
Europe, Zaire, Haiti?
The clues are here before us
Patient Zero holds the key
[Chorus]
Let's all be empiricists
Victors of the mind
Rulers of the stupid
Leaders of the blind
An empire of knowledge
Will conquer all the rot
A culture of certainty
Will put us back on top
A culture of certainty
Will put us back on top
Credits
Zero Patience Productions

Zero Patience Productions

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