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Schäffer the Darklord

Schäffer the Darklord

134 songs
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2024
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Feb 2024
Finding Dreamfinder
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Feb 2024
Finding Dreamfinder
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2024
Single
Feb 2024
Boogedy
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Single
Feb 2024
Boogedy
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2024
Single
Feb 2024
Mr. Ravenswood
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Single
Feb 2024
Mr. Ravenswood
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2024
Album
Feb 2024
999

11 tracks

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Feb 2024
999

11 tracks

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2023
Album
Nov 2023
Wheatus 2020

1 track

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Nov 2023
Wheatus 2020

1 track

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2022
Album
Jul 2022
The Derelict Craft

12 tracks

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Jul 2022
The Derelict Craft

12 tracks

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2021
Album
Oct 2021
Live 95

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Oct 2021
Live 95

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2020
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Mar 2020
Alter Ego

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Mar 2020
Alter Ego

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2020
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Feb 2020
The Friendalorians

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Feb 2020
The Friendalorians

2 tracks

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2018
Album
Dec 2018
The Visitor

1 track

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Dec 2018
The Visitor

1 track

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2018
Album
Sep 2018
The Department Of Darkness

10 tracks

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Album
Sep 2018
The Department Of Darkness

10 tracks

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2017
Single
Oct 2017
Clouds
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Single
Oct 2017
Clouds
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2017
Album
Oct 2017
Junk Drawer Vol. 2

12 tracks

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Oct 2017
Junk Drawer Vol. 2

12 tracks

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2016
Album
Aug 2016
Donald Trump Has Really Bad Morals

1 track

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Aug 2016
Donald Trump Has Really Bad Morals

1 track

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2015
Single
Oct 2015
Monsters
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Single
Oct 2015
Monsters
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2015
Album
Aug 2015
Sex Rhymes

5 tracks

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Aug 2015
Sex Rhymes

5 tracks

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2013
Album
Oct 2013
The Middle of Nowhere

1 track

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Album
Oct 2013
The Middle of Nowhere

1 track

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2013
Single
Oct 2013
Mice
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Single
Oct 2013
Mice
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2013
Single
Oct 2013
Do Sex
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Single
Oct 2013
Do Sex
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2013
Album
Oct 2013
Sick Passenger

13 tracks

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Oct 2013
Sick Passenger

13 tracks

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2012
Album
Aug 2012
Junk Drawer

1 track

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Aug 2012
Junk Drawer

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2012
Album
Jun 2012
City Beautiful

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Jun 2012
City Beautiful

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2011
Album
Nov 2011
Ultimate Songs From The Pit

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Nov 2011
Ultimate Songs From The Pit

1 track

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2011
Album
Sep 2011
Race Wars

1 track

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Sep 2011
Race Wars

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2010
Album
Apr 2010
Zero Day

2 tracks

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Apr 2010
Zero Day

2 tracks

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2009
Single
Oct 2009
Monsters of Rock
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Single
Oct 2009
Monsters of Rock
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2009
Single
Oct 2009
Arrival of the Fittest
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Single
Oct 2009
Arrival of the Fittest
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2009
Album
Jul 2009
Next Level

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Jul 2009
Next Level

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2009
Album
Jun 2009
Manslaughterer

13 tracks

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Jun 2009
Manslaughterer

13 tracks

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2008
Album
Oct 2008
The Digital Gangster LP

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Oct 2008
The Digital Gangster LP

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2007
Single
Nov 2007
Nerd Lust
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Single
Nov 2007
Nerd Lust
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2007
Single
Nov 2007
Fuck This Song
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Single
Nov 2007
Fuck This Song
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2007
Single
Nov 2007
Craig’s List
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Single
Nov 2007
Craig’s List
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2007
Single
Nov 2007
Bitter Musician
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Single
Nov 2007
Bitter Musician
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2007
Album
Jun 2007
Mark of the Beast

16 tracks

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Jun 2007
Mark of the Beast

16 tracks

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2004
Album
Aug 2004
Meet My Maker

6 tracks

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Album
Aug 2004
Meet My Maker

6 tracks

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2004
Single
Jul 2004
I am Schäffer the Darklord
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Single
Jul 2004
I am Schäffer the Darklord
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2004
Single
Jan 2004
Black Metal Queen
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Single
Jan 2004
Black Metal Queen
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Blank Pages

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Top Songs

#1
Mice
#2
Nerd Lust
#3
Everything’s Broken
#4
Intervention
#5
Fuck This Song
#6
Craig’s List
#7
Monsters of Rock
#8
Black Metal Queen

About Schäffer the Darklord

Also known as
Mark Schaffer
Mark A. Schaffer
Mark Alan Schaffer
Scäffer the Darklord

Discography

Mark of the Beast
16 tracks · 2007
Sick Passenger
13 tracks · 2013
Manslaughterer
13 tracks · 2009
The Derelict Craft
12 tracks · 2022
Junk Drawer Vol. 2
12 tracks · 2017
999
11 tracks · 2024
The Department Of Darkness
10 tracks · 2018
Meet My Maker
6 tracks · 2004
Sex Rhymes
5 tracks · 2015
The Friendalorians
2 tracks · 2020
Zero Day
2 tracks · 2010
Wheatus 2020
1 track · 2023
Live 95
1 track · 2021
Alter Ego
1 track · 2020
The Visitor
1 track · 2018
Donald Trump Has Really Bad Morals
1 track · 2016
The Middle of Nowhere
1 track · 2013
Junk Drawer
1 track · 2012
City Beautiful
1 track · 2012
Ultimate Songs From The Pit
1 track · 2011
Race Wars
1 track · 2011
Next Level
1 track · 2009
The Digital Gangster LP
1 track · 2008
Blank Pages
1 track

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Popular lyrics by Schäffer the Darklord

Mice

[Intro] Here we go! Oh no! Oh no! Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek! [Verse 1] I know they're sneaki…

Nerd Lust

[Revenge of the Nerds sample] *Gasp* You're that nerd! God, you're wonderful! Are all nerds as good as you? Yes How come? Cause all jocks th…

Everything’s Broken

Well I got four flat tires, and the windshield is cracked And then the power steering's out, alignment's all out of whack A bunch of holes i…

Intervention

STD: Oh... hey guys... FRONT: Hi, Schaffer STD: What are you all doing here? FRONT: I think you better sit down STD: Are you kidding me? JES…

Fuck This Song

[Intro] Come on clap Clap Everybody clap Come on Now clap Just like that Now stop that clapping I will start rapping [Bridge] Fuck this Fuck…

Craig’s List

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? And which is worse, a good idea that fails or a bad one with legs? To be terse, your pardon I beg …

Monsters of Rock

[Schaffer the Darklord] Hey, MC Lars! [MC Lars] What's that, Schaffer? [Schaffer the Darklord] We're making the band! [MC Lars] Yeah! [Schaf…

Black Metal Queen

Children of Satan, please gather round and hear my story I intend to descend to the end, my friend, and omit all details gory I'm sorry, but…

Finding Dreamfinder

In realms where dreams entwined, they’d contrive Dreamfinder and Figment, always side by side Laughter, joyful smiles and adventures they en…

Boogedy

Oh, Devil, foul and wicked, heed my fervent plea In Lucifer Falls where shadows dance so free You struck a vile accord, a sinister trade A c…

Discography at a glance

134

Songs on Lyrks

24

Albums

19

Singles

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Schäffer the Darklord is a music artist with 134 songs on Lyrks.

Popular tracks by Schäffer the Darklord include Mice, Nerd Lust, Everything’s Broken, Intervention, Fuck This Song. Browse full lyrics on Lyrks.

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