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Monsters Lyrics by Schäffer the Darklord

Sex Rhymes

2015

[Schaffer the Darklord]
[Verse 1]
Yo
We never even knew where they came from
Maybe the ocean floor, or so say some
Others speculated that they came from outer space
But all we know is that they did come
Upon the planet's face!
Those monsters
Horrible things
With gaping jaws, razor sharp claws and wings
All covered in fur, feathers, and nails
Lizard-ish scales and tails they drag behind them
Leaving glistening trails, unh!
They emerged like something
Straight from the worst dreams
Sirens started sounding at the sounds
Of the first screams
Panic in the streets as people ran
As they got caught, crying out
"What fresh hell has our god brought?!"
Locked up all our doors
Cocked our guns and we called cops
Loaded up our shelters with supplies
Pulled out all stops
But none of that was necessary
Seems we were in luck
Cause the monsters weren't interested in us
They just wanna fuck
[Chorus: Bunny Buxom]
Monsters
Creeping crawling
Shrieking bawling
All those fucking monsters (oh)
Horrible things (yeah)
They're coming (what)
They're coming (unh)
They're coming (oh)
They're coming
[Verse 2]
They were fuck monsters
Yeah, monsters who fuck monsters
Like sci-fi creatures from
An x-rated Buck Rogers
One-track reptilian brains
Fucking one another
Stop, drop and roll
Duck and cover motherfucker!
Sex beasts with two backs
In many pairs
Going in and out of one another
Fucking everywhere
And even there in hiding spots
We shook to the core
When we heard the monsters' awful roar
(unh)
Each of them had ten dicks
Ten clits and ten tits
And countless freaky fingers
Fucking filling every orifice
Ten pussies ten assholes
And ten mouths
From which the thickest
Viscus ropes of drool would spill out
They were sucking and fucking
Choking and gagging
Spitting slapping
They're jacking off
Watching the most graphic
Acts you can imagine
Like some hentai kaiju
With sex toys and everything
Fuck, fill, enjoy
Anything!
[Chrous: Bunny Buxom]
Monsters
Creeping crawling
Shrieking bawling
All those fucking monsters (oh)
Horrible things (yeah)
They're coming (what)
They're coming (unh)
And then they'll come again (oh, fuck)
Monsters
Feeding mashing
Freaky nasty
All those fucking monsters (oh)
Horrible things (yeah)
They're coming (what)
They're coming (unh)
They're coming (oh)
They're coming (fuck)
[Verse 3]
And soon
We had a global epidemic on our hands
But our noblemen and presidents
And priests had hatched a plan
Phoned up France
Warned them to pass on the bloody wrath
Tuned in Tokyo told them to just clear a fucking path
Since they never slept or ate
They only topped or bottomed
With caution
We watched the monsters drop from exhaustion
When one would fall from fatigue
The others no doubt
Would crawl inside its dead body
And fuck their way out
Twisted into sixty nines
And triple d.p.'s
These beasties
Brought themselves to
Rugburned bloody knees
They fucked themselves
To death
And it was heard on the tube
They left behind ponds of cum
Streets slick and sticky with lube
And a whole lot of monster bodies
That were gathered and burned
You may ask with some concern
But did they ever return?
Well two of them remained
And they've been here all along
They just donned some human costumes
Now they're singing this song
[Chrous: Bunny Buxom]
Monsters
Creeping crawling
Shrieking bawling
Oh we're fucking monsters (oh)
Horrible things (yeah)
We're coming (what)
We're coming (unh)
And then we'll come again (oh, fuck)
Monsters
Feeding mashing
Freaky nasty
Oh we're fucking monsters (oh)
Horrible things (yeah)
We're coming (what)
We're coming (unh)
We're coming (oh)
We're coming (fuck)
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Schäffer the Darklord

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