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Pooped in the Urinal Lyrics by Alex Schor

2023

[Intro: Alex Schor]
Let’s go, ayy
[Chorus: Alex Schor]
I just pooped in the urinal, toilet got clogged
I just robbed a 7-Eleven of their hotdogs (Agh)
I just cooked a batch of crack in the crockpot (Ooh)
Jerked off back to back, I’m still not soft
[Verse 1: Alex Schor]
Slimy (Wait), better word to describe me is grimy (Ayy)
I just had sex with a British girl, she saying, “Blimey”
“I remember you from sixth grade”, wait, how’d you find me? (What?)
“I remember you pooped your pants in middle school”, don’t remind me (Okay)
Hit your grandma with this wood, Minecraft
She’s gonna suck the diamonds out my mineshaft (Ooh)
When JFK was the president, she had a finе ass (Damn)
Now your boobs sag to the floor, can we rewind back? (C’mon)
I’m doing taxеs pants down on the porta potty
She said, “Are you off your locker?” Only sorta, shawty
They said that I stole every flow, but man, there’s more to copy
I’m a fan of promiscuity, I got a horde of bodies (Agh)
Random dude peed in the urinal next to me (Hold up)
Why did he choose that one instead of the other three? (Wait)
Maybe he was tryna get a gander at my D
Hold up, he’s just looking over the stall now, oh God
[Chorus: Alex Schor]
I just pooped in the urinal, toilet got clogged
I just robbed a 7-Eleven of their hotdogs (Agh)
I just cooked a batch of crack in the crockpot (Ooh)
Jerked off back to back, I’m still not soft
[Verse 2: Yuno Miles]
Your girl just called my phone, she gave me a lil’ call
Why she get to bouncing on the ground? You bounced my balls!
Tried to fight a pit bull, that nigga lockjaw
Stopped going to that barber, he said my head look like a golf ball
Why the fuck I just see Stewie? I threw his ass like a football
Passed myself in school, I ran to the bathroom stall
Barber got mad, ran off on the cut, he rocket launcher shot me
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Big-ass pants, they catch wind, I’m finna take off
These drawers too big, now I’m walking around with big drawers
Dookied in my pants, now everybody calling me Shit Drawers
Why the fuck I got a basketball, but it’s a lil’ ball?
[Chorus: Alex Schor]
I just pooped in the urinal, toilet got clogged
I just robbed a 7-Eleven of their hotdogs (Agh)
I just cooked a batch of crack in the crockpot (Ooh)
Jerked off back to back, I’m still not soft
I just pooped in the urinal, toilet got clogged
I just robbed a 7-Eleven of their hotdogs (Agh)
I just cooked a batch of crack in the crockpot (Ooh)
Jerked off back to back, I’m still not soft
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Alex Schor

Alex Schor

About “Pooped in the Urinal” by Alex Schor

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