Lyrks
Lyrks
Lyrks
Cover Art

Masturbation Lyrics by Andrew Dice Clay

Dice

0

But that's why masturbation is so beautiful. Man, I’m spanking it since I’ve been five. I didn’t even know why I was doing it, just knew it needed to get done. Then I when I hit 13 and a little goo came out, I thought I broke the fucking thing. Man, I screwed everything in the house when I was a kid. Socks, gloves, my mother has a mink coat that doesn't need a hanger anymore. I remember my mother going, we’re having liver tonight, thinking yeah I had it last night ma. Oh, it was good. Jello wasn’t bad either. And don’t think they don’t do it, they don’t use fancy fingers, we’re talking machinery, black and decker, they come home from the neighborhood store, they got one of these, “Oh it’s only a massager” oh really? I never saw a massager that could blow a hole through a steel wall. And they come in speeds, slow medium and blow my brains out. And then men wonder, while women are with the 3-inch killer why huhu you got to be kidding. You got to look at this thing I can drop () on this. Now put that away before you get hurt.
Credits
Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Clay

About “Masturbation” by Andrew Dice Clay

Read the complete lyrics to "Masturbation" by Andrew Dice Clay from the album "Dice". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Non-Music.

"Masturbation" is performed by Andrew Dice Clay. from the album "Dice" This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Masturbation", explore more songs by Andrew Dice Clay using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

View all songs and biography for Andrew Dice Clay · Trending lyrics · Billboard Hot 100

Frequently asked questions

"Masturbation" is credited to Andrew Dice Clay. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Masturbation" appears on "Dice".

Visit the Andrew Dice Clay artist page at /artist/andrew-dice-clay for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.