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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey, along came miss spider and sat down beside her. Said, "Hey, what’s in the bowl bitch?" Oh!
Jack and Jill went up the hill, both with a buck and quarter, Jill came down with two-fifty. That fucking whore.
Little boy blue, he needed the money.
Was an old lady who lived in a shoe, she had so many kids, her uterus fell out.
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack burnt off his fucking dick.
Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her old dog a bone. She bent over, Rover took over. She got a bone of her own.
Mary, Mary, quite contrary. Trim that pussy, it’s so damn hairy, oh!
Alright, I see you’ve been doing your homework. But you see, that's where I keep going. I’m not happy with the old shit. So I put together a few more.
Peter, a pumpkin eater, had a wife and loved to beat her, smacked her twice across the head, fucked her ass then went to bed.
Little Bow Peep fucked a sheep, blew a horse, licked his feet. She licked his ass so very nice, tongued his balls not once but twice.
Mary had a little lamb she kept in her backyard, when she took her panties off his wooly dick got hard.
Hickory dickory dock, some chick was sucking my cock. The clock struck two, I dropped my goo. I dumped the bitch on the next block. End of story.
Yeah, good old mother goose, I fucked her. Didn’t have no fucking choice. Two ticks, a hoe and a heartbeat - that’s all it takes for me. I hate when you see a chick, "Guys, she had a great personality" But does she suck a good dick?! My friend Joey has a good personality too. But I don’t want him to blow me.
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