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88 Inches Lyrics by Assburger

2016

[Verse 1: Assburger]
Yo
They call my dick the jawbreaker
I use it to seal my deals, Don Draper
Poppin it in ovens like a nazi baker
These bitches ride my dick like a bike, slater
My dick is like my abs, cut
Big and fat, lookin like Jabba the Hut
It's like Old Faithful everytime i nut
I tear an ass up like Palahniuk, Guts
[Chorus 1: Assburger]
Fuck 14 times a day that’s 88 inches
Bitches in line cause i'm hung like lynches
Wood grade A, man that shit is mahogony
My dick got a doctorate, Gynecology
[Verse 2: Assburger]
I'll fuck you up like Rodney, Hard and Fast
My cock is like GMC, Built to Last
Eat, sleep, and fuck, yeah that’s my life
I penetrate with this dick more than Jack The Ripper's knife
Oh shit sorry bitch i didn't mean to scare ya
The only thing that's gonna hurt is when i start to tear ya cause
I won't leave you shot, Versace
My dick is fucking magic, Hitachi
[Chorus 2: Assburger]
Fuck 14 times a day that's 88 inches
Bitches in line cause i'm hung like lynches
Wood grade A, man that shit is mahogony
My dick got a doctorate, Gynecology
[Verse 3: Publicly Funded]
Surprise my Urologist after each visit
My fat kobbassa makes you look like a midget
My ho goes through the pain because she say's her body digs it
Top post on ladyboners special thanks to reddit
Talk that real size I ain’t labeled a bigot
I lay down the pipe before the clit fidget
Big dick problems always buying underwear
Always break the last one when i gave your mother a stare
[Chorus 3: Assburger]
Fuck 14 times a day that’s 88 inches
Bitches in line cause i'm hung like lynches
Wood grade A, man that shit is mahogony
My dick got a doctorate, Gynecology
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