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Can’t Dodge The Rodge Lyrics by Assburger

2016

[Intro]
Yo, happy retribution day
[Verse]
This one goes out to my main man, Rodgers
I'm sorry that you had that weak bitch of a father
Too much intelligence to turn into a chad
I'm sorry for all the sex and love you never had
Rodgers, born and raised within a twisted world
Twenty-two years dealing with rejection hurled
I'm sorry, they didn't see the Perfect Gentlemen
Made to suffer by every stuck up feminine
But Elliot, my man enacted retribution
Started our cause like a one man revolution
I feel you, I know that feel, brah
I know it's real, brah, women can't see our appeal, brah
Why should they get happiness while we are all alone?
I swear to fuck, I'll follow you and make everyone atone
The /Robots/ are here to carry on your message loud and clear
Every single normie will know us and us, they will fear
We are the betas, tired of the women who hate us
We are the virgins not ready for a-fucking-nother year of this
Most of us sitting here have never even been kissed
This is the uprising and you will not be missed
'Cause, if we can't have her, then we'll make them cadavers
I'm sick of being a virgin when I'm the best version
That a man could ever be, and it's all on you
I swear to fuck I'm a Supreme Gentlemen too
It didn't have to be this way
This isn't how you had to pay
My right to love was real
But you didn't let me have a feel
[Outro]
I hate you, women
Are you proud, Elliot?
Your followers are here
Are you smiling, Elliot?
Fuck you, normies!
Reee! Reeeee!
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Assburger

Assburger

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