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off to the ESSO Lyrics by ​aya (UK)

hexed!

2025

[verse one]
Under no circumstance could i ever go home
Dare i to be left alone?
Not me no never
Missionary missionary
Real butter fake friends
Steel gutter round the bends
Sloshing over loose ends
Slick blu gooz real news
Fake mends whose booze
Long blues the joins all up snap up and i'm in the ride for good
Slide in it's understood
Timing's the wood
I'm cumbersome i'll lumber some
Log it lick it stick it
[pre-Chorus]
And it's the last call for Ladybarn
But the next stop is Queens Road
And it would appеar that once again you've dropped your fucking gay card luv
[hook?]
Okay now
Smash smash smash smash
Crash crash crash crash crash crash crash crash
[verse two]
Stick to you, i'll sick on you
I'll pick on you, a lick off brеw
A wicked blue(/ew) a dickhead through
Another? whew! another? whew!
A blizzard when the lizard den got pickled then
I'm sizzled sozzled hen
Busy bothered men
I'm fizzy kissy kissy kissy
"miss me? didn't ya miss me?"
Slick and quickly he's so sickly
Takes the piss he does my nut off
Had enough of (SIMPS) chasers (SIMPS)
Fuck off back to Ladbroke Grove
Fuck your shoes and fuck your clothes
"short back's gone wide" i'm splitting sides
The girls are backing me up, right?
[bridge]
No tears in here when we're living on the lashes
Couldn't cry, and i tried! we divide up the last bits
And now it's off to the ESSO off to the ESSO
Best friend i'll never see again, i'll never see again
And you could be my protection be my protection
But now it's noon and again and again and again and a-
[hook, definitely a hook]
Smash smash smash smash
But then now
Crash crash crash crash crash crash crash crash
[breakdown, punch ur mate]
I'm slipping down the slope i'm slipping down the slope i'm slipping down the slope again
You're gripping for the soap and gipping on a coke, i thought it was the medicine
I'm trying not to mope, i'm learning how to cope, i said i'm getting on the mend
You're taking off your coat ah, sleeping on the sofa, see you in the evening then
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​aya (UK)

​aya (UK)

About “off to the ESSO” by ​aya (UK)

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"off to the ESSO" appears on "hexed!" in 2025.

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